Puck
Originally Written: March 12, 1999
Posted: March 15, 1999

God, He has so many names. Along with the names, there are many different versions of an existence of a superior being. Everyone seems to have their own idea of how the world was created. Very smart people even believe in the non-existence of any type of a deity. Well, I'm here to tell the internet that there is a God, but not exactly what you think. I believe that the earth is some type of bubble, created by a group of beings most likely related to us in some way for the purpose of studying evolution.

Those who know me are probably thinking right about now that this Houghton air and being stranded in the middle of no where has finally gotten to him. He's finally cracked! But to reassure those who are a little bit worried about me: I'm O.K. I still see organized religion as the biggest scam in the world today, people profiting off the idea of God so they don't have to actually work. Anyway, I'm getting sidetracked, here is evidence to consider my thoughts as scripture.

Those of you who have read Genesis out of the Bible can follow along with me here. God created earth and everything. The prison (earth, or "the globe") was created for all creatures that were not perfect enough for "Eden" by the "Edenites". Most of the creatures that were sent to the globe were the result of genetic cross breeding of species in Eden and put here to live out their lives.

God exiled Adam and Eve from Eden. For some reason Adam and Eve did something that went against edenite culture, something so harsh that they could no longer be part of Eden. Since Eden's culture was against a death penalty or maybe edenites cannot be killed they exiled Adam and Eve to "the globe" as punishment for the wrong they did. This is how this new species started. Adam and Eve both became separated from their own kind (edenites) and went on to form their own branching genera. Through environmental mutations and countless upon countless generations the new human species no longer resembles the edenites.

So in recap, we have the edenites, who continued down a different evolutionary path and humans who are isolated from Eden by being stuck in "the globe". But everything is not so cut and dry. See, being in a prison there are always ways out and there are always ways to get in, correct? Yes! This is backed up by the presence of aliens and death. I will start off with death first because that will help me explain aliens so much easier.

Death is a promotion and release to re-join Eden. Think of it as getting out of prison early for good behavior. The only problem with this is that Eden is far away and death can be very swift. We know Eden is far away because we as humans have at least been to the moon and received signals via human satilites from the other planets. So lets assume "the globe" consists of the solar system. With Eden being so far away, upon death there must be a rapid transport that takes seconds to travel so far. Examples of this are the many documented cases of near death situations where the soul of the patient travels a long tunnel with light at the end and believe they are going to heaven. The soul is then sent back to "the globe" because that person was not up to par with the guidelines of Eden, and continues to live in the souls previous viable body.

Ghosts are also another example in which I have found to support my thoughts on "the globe". Spirit sightings are those souls that are currently in limbo between bodies. They can only be found in areas that have strong energies that somehow make the soul visible to earthly eyes.

What about those that are evil? Those souls that are horrible to other humans, surely they cannot go on to Eden? There are two ways of thinking on that. One is that our idea of evil and the edenites' ideas of evil are two different things and the evil recieves the promotion. The other being there is a good chance that upon death of the "evil" person's body the evil soul is recommitted to "the globe" to continue to live in a new body.

Let's take Napoleon and Hitler for example. There is a very good chance that these two people had the same soul. Their earthly bodies could not survive as long as they have been committed to "the globe" and were reborn into another bodies. You may ask, "Well, what about the long time in between?" That's easy. The evil soul that inhabited Napoleon (among other evil people in history) was reborn into a new body. This new body was not placed in a situation in which it was easy or even possible for the soul to get into power to be worldly known in history as a great evil mastermind. His body died again, and again until he came upon the body known as Hitler and the cycle completes itself.

When a soul is finally deemed well enough to be re-joined with Eden, the person is reincarnated there. When viewing humans and edenites side by side, one can tell the differences between the entities as easily as someone can distinguish orange from purple. To humans, edenites are much smaller, gray and have a large head with big black eyes. Aliens.

The edenites come in the night to do tests on the humans. They are testing their evolutionary theories on the humans, hence all the stories of probing, incisions, and fetal impregnation. Many cases often report that along with the gray creatures are often human-like beings helping the grays carry out their tests. They are not only human-like, but humans that have become edenites but still carry the human phenotype.

So what are we suppose to do? The edenites are experimenting on us. We are prisoners in this globe for what? So Eden can be pure? So that only those that the Warden sees fit can escape from. This is what we can do as humans. Break out!! Reach the edge of the globe and open the door to Eden just like Truman. We should not be punished for something that our Ancestors did!