Pick up Lines

- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

-Do your feet hurt?, 'cause you've been running through my mind all day

-Do you have a quarter?, I told my mom I would call her when I met the girl/guy of my dreams

-I lost my number, can I have yours?

-Do you have a pen so that I can get your number?

-If I told you, you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

-Nice shoes, wanna do it?

-That shirt is very becumming on you, if I was on you I'd be cumming too

-You only think this is my thigh

-Your so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

-Is that a space suit your wearing, 'cause baby, your outta this world

-Do me if I am wrong but, don't you wanna kiss me

-Girls/guys dig me, I wear colored underwear

-So, when does your portfolio come out?

-Your daddy must have been a baker 'cause baby, you've got a nice set of buns

-Is your dad a terrorist 'cause your da bomb

-If I could arrange the alpha bet I would put "u" and "I" together

-I want to melt in your mouth not in your hands

-Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway

-How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up

-My name isn't Elmo but, you can tickle me any time you want to

-My friend over there wants to know if you think I'm cute

-I am the opposite of M.C. Hammer , you can touch this

-I am the milkman, do you want it in the front or the back?

-I wish I was you so that I could make love to me

-Are you free tonight or do I have to pay?

-Hey, I am a plastic surgeon, Do you want a hand job?

-Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone but, I bet I can make your bedrock

-Your daddy must be a drug dealer 'cause your dope?

-Excuse me, I think I dropped something, My jaw!!

-If I were the salad would you be the dressing?

-Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off

-What time do you have to be back in heaven?

-Was your father a farmer because you've grown some nice melons

-I was never good at math like if I put 1 and 1 together I would get 69

-Is it hot in here or is it just me?

-Do you have an ice pack because your giving me a fever

-(grab his/her ass) excuse me, is this seat taken?

-How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

-I love every bone in your body especially mine

-Will you be my love buffet, so that I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

-Let's play army. I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me

-I didn't know angels flew so low

-I'm lost in a sea of love...care to blow me away

-You wanna wrestle?

-I'll treat you like a postage stamp I'll lick you, Stick you, and send you home

-I hope you know CPR 'cause you take my breath away

-It seems I left my condoms at home can we use yours?

-There is a party in mouth and everyone's cumming

-There is a party in my pants and your the guest of honor

-If your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is Easter, would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

-So how about we go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes

-I'll bet you ten bucks I can get you out of you clothes in 30 seconds

-Do you have a boyfriend/ Well, give me a call when you want a MANfriend

-You know you look better through my beer goggles

-I know I don't look like much now but, I'm drinking milk

-I've got a nickel that says I can tickle your pickle

-I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment

-You skate, I skate, We skate, I was thinking maybe we should get together and be a skating team.

-What has sex like a tiger and winks? (wink)

-So, how am I doing?

-I would die happy if I saw you naked just once

-All those curves and me with no brakes

-If I was Elvis would you screw me?

-That's a nice dress can I talk you out of it?

-Is your daddy a thief because he stole the sparkle from the stars and put tit in your eyes

-I'm a hurdle do you wanna jump me?

-My name's ____ but, you can call me "lover"

-Do you have a knife 'cause I want a piece of dat

-Someone better call heaven because an angel is missing

-Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes

-That's a nice shirt, it matches my bed spread

-Hi my names ____ don't forget because you'll be screaming it later

-I've got something you can hang a wreath on

-Your clothes look good on me but, they would look better crumpled on the floor next to my bed

-Would you like to go home for pizza and sex? *slap* what? you don't like pizza?

-Do you sleep on your stomach? no? can I?

-Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

-The word of the day is "legs" let's go back to my place and spread the word

-Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I can definitely see myself inside your pants.

-do me

-Is your father a hunter?, Cause your a fox

-(motion for a girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with just one finger imagine what I can do with all five.

-I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs

-(offer a guy/girl a screw) You wanna screw?

-The only place I want o go is south of the boarder

-Hey you want to know what I heard about you? Do me and I will tell you

-Why don't you come over and we can do math in bed add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll multiply

-What's a nice girl like you doing on a face like this?

-Mmmmmm, you bring a new meaning to the word edible

-So, do you want to see something really swell?

-Excuse me, Is your last name Gillette....'cause you are the best a man can get

-Hey baby can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of hose?

-My shirt is chaffing me

-Excuse me miss, Do you give head to strangers? (n) well then allow me to introduce myself

-They call me milk because I do your body good.

-I miss my teddy bear will you sleep with me?

-Hi, do you want to have children? (no) OK then we can just practice

-You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy

-I know milk it does a body good but, DAMN how much have you been drinking?

-They say the best things in life are free...they lied but, I do take American Express

-You can feel the magic between us......no, lower

-I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue

-You have 250 bones in your body, want another?

-If you were the last woman and I was the last man I bet we could do I in public.

-Hey baby, can I tickle your belly from the inside?

-Girl, if you were a porch I would take out all of the nails and screw you

-Yo baby, I bust more nuts that a squirrel

-I tried murdering the greatest lover in the world but, then I realized there are laws against suicide