Rap music Nosey people People who won't go away after you tell them to Cold weather Suntan lotion People who think they have the right to try and chat you up on airplanes, just because they're sitting beside you... piss off, already! Guys who PM me Chocolate bar wrappers (the remind me of when the chocolate was still there) Getting thirsty in the middle of the night Green toilets (they're so creepy!) The Worm Thongs - both the underwear and the shoes Office jobs Potted plants in malls Speed limits Masking tape... Scotch is better My nose Gold jewelry Netscape Getting stuck behind a snowplow on the freeway Any kind of doctor who wants to come within ten feet of me Unions, especially unions that go on strike My husband's late-night shift Meat Mushrooms Jaromir Jagr - would someone please sever his feet from his ankles??? The Anaheim Mighty Ducks, past, present and future. Can we say BLATANT COMMERCIALISM??? The way some punk-ass kids wear their pants pulled down to their knees - YOU LOOK LIKE A MORON! Olives Dried-up Play-Doh |
