- Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.
- Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.
- I dunno, press the button and find out.
- Hello, is anyone home?
- Oops.
- Don't worry, it's not contagious.
- Awright, let's see, how do we work this thing?
- Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
- He can't hear us, he's miles away.
- I'll be right back.
- I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.
- Whatever you do, do not drop that.
- Don't worry, we outnumber them.
- Hey, what the hell??!
- Hey, what's that beeping sound?
- I'm sure it's just the wind.
- Of course it's safe!
- No, this tribe is peaceful!
- No, I'm sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago.
- Safety harness?
- Wait, I thought he was with you!
- What greencard?
- Hey, what's this switch?
- Don't move, you'll trip the sensors.
- Yes, I'm single.
- No, this cannot be, I am invincible!
- So, you're sure this isn't loaded?
- Calm down, of course I disarmed it!
- What, I never signed any organ donor papers!
- Well, it can't get any worse!
- C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was,
they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!
- Don't worry, they'll never find us in here!
- William, is that you?
- They can't hit us at this range!
- All you have to do is connect these two wires.
- There's only one way to find out...
- Hey, when it comes to driving on snow and ice, I'm the best there is.
- These pills are awfully small.. I'll take a few more to be sure they work.
- Stupid safety labels...
- No, no, these are safe, I've seen birds eat them all the time.
- Watch, I'll prove it!
- Blast off!
- Nah, they're blanks.
- Speaking of lost, where are we?
- Wheeeeeeeeee!
- I know this great shortcut we can take.
- Is that what I think it is?
- What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable.
- For God's sake, Kris, it was just a cheesecake.
- No, no, no, let me fix it.
- God himself couldn't sink this ship!!
Thanks to my friends: Dan, Bo, Nick, Tim, Ginger, Collene, Gill, "Finn"...
and those who have sent me their FLW with the form below: Jake, Vicki, Sverre, Bobby, John, William, Samit and Aaron Chism.
Got an idea for a Famous Last Words? Send it in and I might post it here!