Short Stories

These are short stories I have written. All of them are humorous, and there is a little *dark* humor in here too, for the faint-hearted. I've never been able to write straight literature, I always end up making a satire of it. Until I find that skill, I hope you get a kick out of these. :-)

Duncan & Tommy -- I wrote this story with my best friend Hannah Rosenbaum. It's a little erotic, to say the least, but it is probably the most well-written and funniest piece I've ever created. If you only read one story here, this is it.

The Bulimia Story -- It used to have a different title (Jill Thompson), but it gained so much popularity among my friends that eventually it just became known as "The Bulimia Story." It is not for the politically correct. Please, don't write to me to tell me how eating disorders are no laughing matter. I assure you, I'm very aware of the seriousness of eating disorders. I wrote this with a complete tounge-in-cheek attitude. :-)

Purple Piggy Banks and Grilled Cheese Sandwiches -- When I wrote this little story, I was struggling a lot to come up with a plot for a story. I was so desperate for a story, I started writing down any thought that came to my mind. This is what I got!

Beanie Babies -- A short, rather unresolved vignette about the future.

It's The Danielle Rivers Show! -- UFINISHED This is the first six pages of an unfinished script I've been working on for a while. Makes the Jerry Springer Show look totally tame in comparison.