Theories, Questions, and Other Misunderstood Stuff...
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If you live in the same area as me, you know about mosquitoes, huge oversized mosquitoes. I often ponder why God created these pesty things (since He created all) because in the bible it says that God cannot creat anything evil. So my theory is that mosQUIToes are from hell (and no that would not be this town).
On the subject of mosquitoes, someone also once told me that he discovered why mosquitoes were invented "To keep soccer fans awake" (he doesnt believe soccer is a sport). My response is forget mosquitoes, why do you think they invented the 7th inning stretch (since he is a huge baseball person)?
How come if I, for instance, rear end someone get the ticket, even if they were the ones that cut me off?
Chocolate is really good for me. I don't care what nutritionists have to say.
How come if I get fouled first, and I retialliate with something back to that person *I* get the foul? The refs should be paying attention duh! And on that note I still ponder this: One game a couple of indoor sessions ago I was playing keeper and went to the floor to stop a breakway. I stopped the ball, I think (my eyes were closed, don't ask me why) and must have done so right when the girl was about to kick it, so she kicked my shoulder (and hard too) instead. I got a foul and a blue card on me. (A blue card in indoor is kinda equivalent to a red card in outdoor, you have to go the bench for a couple of minutes unless they score, kinda like hockey's power play). The ref was standing right in front us, so how is that a foul on anyone's part. If he was going to call a foul on anyone, it should have been her, because part of the ref's job is to protect the keeper at all times from dangerous play.
Isn't it a kind of oxy moron to say that dark beer is healthier for you? I mean c'mon, any type of beer is not heathly for you. But I guess people want to be able to say "I'm healthy, I drink lots of dark beer instead of light colored beer" (disclaimer: I don't drink, that was just a study I saw in an MSN headline
Pigs are the cleanest animal around because all they do is roll around in mud. And mud is very good for the human skin. Hence the theory, God made dirt, so dirt don't hurt.
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