This page will tell you more about Dave Alleman and his likes and dislikes concerning food, people and life matters.

Hobbies

Eating food, Dating wonderful, attractive women, Posing for nude magazines, Running in local marathons, Playing Basketball, Swimming laps in competitions, Fishing for dinner, Hunting, Drinking beer from the keg and being himself,

Personal Information

Weight: 727 pounds (But Fluctuates each day due to diet and food consumed)

Height: 6'2"

Age: 34

Eyes: Hazel

Hair: Brown

Sex: Male

Status: Single (Swinging Bachelor)

Place of Birth: Earth (In a Stable beside farm animals)

Occupation: (Many jobs) - Lead worker for a Student Loan Institution, Load Shifter for tractor trailers to disburse the weight more evenly to prevent flipping of truck which he travels with, also part time model for department store catalogs and Tall & Large man stores.

Favorite Movies: Prescilla "Queen of the Desert", To Wong Fo (The Julie Newmar Story), The Bird Cage and Deliverance (Squeel like a pig).

Favorite Foods: All food that is eatable and tasty to my taste buds, but I must say, I do enjoy eating whoppers and big Macs because I can drop my load faster because of the grease that is mixed in the meat.   Mmmmm Mmmmm Good!

Favorite Links: Scarey: www.goregallery.com
               Large woman content: www.oocities.org/Paris/9430/
Best Friend Mike's site: www.hypermike.com 

Education: Bachaelor Degree in Food Science from Penn State.

Turn ons: A warm body beside him in bed, Burger King (Whoppers), Listening to the Howard Stern Show daily along with watching it on the "E" channel, Dancing nude in the rain, Wearing speedos, Jogging 10 miles a day, Wrestling bears for the picnic basket, Watching Blues Clues on Nickelodeon, 

Turn offs: Liars, Cheaters, Imus in the morning (Stern Copy Cat), Bruce Bond from WINK 104 (Another Stern Copy Cat), People who don't appreciate me for who I am ( Dave All-Man), Necrophiliacs, Cold food, Fast food restaurants that screw up my order in the drive thru, Bill Clinton, Cheap suits and not enough food at the all you can eat bar.

Dreams and Goals: To run for public office in my area and to eventually become a U.S. Senator or ??, Would love to be one of Howard's Sterns repeating characters on his Radio/T.V. show ( Dave "The All-Man" Alleman), To meet and have my way with a beautiful porno Star, To dance with the Rockettes at Radio City Music Hall, Want to have a large fan club that streaches across the U.S and beyond.

People and Characters that I admire: The Kool Aid Man, Howard Stern and cast, John Candy, Charlton Heston, Thomas Dopp (My Web Master), Gregory Moss ( The Pillsbury Dough Boy), Colin Powel.    

   Love Interests 

Most recent relationships
(Will be updated as pictures become available)

Elvira "Tummy" Fartkiss

age: 30

Dated: August 26th 1999 to Present

Dave met Elvira at a local State owned park near Harrisburg, Pa while he was in the porta-pot.  The All-Man ate some baked beans for breakfast that morning, along with 7 cans of sardines and 2 cases of beer to wash down the food.  By mid afternoon his large gut started to rumble and he began leaving flatulent gases around other visitors in the nature reserve.  Suddenly with the speed and quickness of a gazelle, Dave ran into the first porta-pot in his site.  Due to the extreme emergency, he didn't realize he ran into the woman's latrine.  Dave began soiling himself and because of the water on the floor, The All-Man fell to the floor, but there was no need to fear because Elvira was in the next porta-pot.  She assisted Dave and cleaned his buttock off since he isn't able to reach it and did whatever she could to make him feel comfortable  while he pinched his loaf of stagnant fudge into the toilet. Afterwards, Dave and Elvira talked and before you knew it, Dave latched on to this large catch of the day and had his way with her in the woods.  Elvira liked what the All-Man had to offer her, so she stayed with him for the weekend and began dating him. 

Jill Dunkenburger

age: 24

Dated: August 3rd 1999 to August 29th 1999

This charming young lady met Dave when he was out dancing with his former girlfriend Cindy Love (Below). While Dave and Cindy were dancing hard to Kid Rock, he looked over and noticed Jill.  Dave became very sweaty and aroused by the site of her and knew that she would be his next conquest.   Dave sent Cindy over to the food bar so she could gorge herself while he made his move.  After talking with Jill for an hour while Cindy was still snacking.  He asked Jill for her number, so he called and started to date this beautiful woman.   Cindy was dumped like a discarded turkey bone after its been gnawed on for a few days.  Cindy did state to The All-Man that revenge is hers and he won't know when that will be.

Cindy Love

age: 31

Dated: June 9th 1999 to July 30th 1999

Cindy met Dave when she accidentally ran him over with her Mack truck one day when she was picking up a load in her trailer.  Dave was walking across a busy intersection when Cindy was approaching him in her truck as she was eating a large Wendy's bacon cheeseburger and not paying any attention to the road.  Suddenly without warning, Cindy hit All-Man in his big squishy backside at about 76 MPH.  Dave had the wind knocked out of him, but Cindy's truck was badly damaged.  Ms. Love felt very bad for what she did to Dave, so she took Dave home to nurse him back to health and feed him since Dave is a growing boy.  During this period Cindy noticed that she was falling in love with The All-Man as he was also.  This is called the Florence Nightingale effect.  The two of them have lived it up, by going to Wendys, Burger King and other places which they can enjoy themselves.  She loves to pose in very revealing clothing to arouse him and others that view the photos.  There is talk about the two of them having kids together.  I could imagine what the kids would look like and how large they may be. 

Betrice MacDonald

age:57

Dated: January 21th 1999 to May 16th 1999

Dave first came into contact with Betrice when he was at a local strip club.  She was a former Dancer at the Gentleman's Club in Harrisburg, Pa for almost 17 years.  Mr. Alleman saw what he wanted and pursued and stalked her until she gave into his big fat teddy bear face and they had a great love affair until she couldn't take the pressure of his weight and the broken bones she sustained by him.  She called off their relationship on May 16th 1999.

Gertie W.Gaylen

age: 27

Dated: November 2nd 1997 to May 30th 1999

Dave met Gertie at the movie premiere of the movie "The Bird Cage" in San Francisco.  The two of them hit it off and became close friends until a recent accident involving a garbage truck and an unspecified drug put an end to Gertie's life.   Dave holds her close in his heart until this day and weeps when he thinks about her beautiful face and attraction.

Lisa LaBatts

Age: 24

Dated: March 25th 1999 to March 30th 1999

Mr. All-Man met this cute and tasty dish when he went to the midnight madness festival at Pizza Hut last year.  As he was consuming his last bite of pizza number 6, he noticed Lisa standing at the Salad bar.  He fell in love right away and floated over to introduce himself.  She was disgusted at first by his appearence, but came around when she started choking on a black olive that she eaten just before he approached her. With Dave's fast response, he was able to give her some first aid and save her life and at this point, she was in love and most experts call this the Florence Knightingale effect.  He courted her for 6 days before their love affair came to an end.   

Melony O'Donnel

Age: 19

Dated: April 1st 1999 to June 6th 1999

Dave met this fine and very husky woman at the 1999 Tractor Pulls at the Farm Show.  He was intrigued by her stong arms, as she wrestled two bulls to the ground, along with her beautiful face.  She was good to Dave and they had a great time eating at the all you can eat buffets and going at it in the mud together like wild animals, but one day, another man crossed the lines and invaded Mr. Alleman's territory.   Dave went into attack mode and began punishing the other man until he begged to be let go.  Melony wasn't amused by Dave's jealous rage.  She called off their relationship and moved to an unspecified location somewhere in Texas. 

Daisy (only name given on night of encounter)

Age: N/A

Dated: April 27th (one night stand)

Dave the All-Man felt a little onery on this night and didn't have a date to call, so he pulled out a 20 dollar green back and found a date on the corner of Third & Reiley streets in Harrisburg to seek about 2 minutes of pleasure that only a woman can give.  With the nick name All-Man, you would expect him to last longer than two minutes.

Betty A. Snuffolopokus

Age: 51

Dated: February 11th 1999 to March 3rd 1999

Dave met his elderly woman at the Food Bank that is run by the Dept of Welfare and is Betty's employer.  David the All-Man was trying to score some free government cheese from this place when Betty noticed him and told this individual to put the other three cheese blocks back and take one like everyone else. Dave became very upset and started sobbing, but Betty became very emotional herself and comforted Big Dave and then he made his move. He ask Ms. Snuffolopokus out on a date.  They dated for about two weeks, going dancing, swiming at a local swimming pool and sky diving.  After this brief cinderella period and with Betty under Daves control and willing to do anything for this large teddy bear of a man, he had Betty assist with getting him some more government cheese from the food bank where she works.  Each week Betty would bring Dave about 5 to 7 blocks of cheese and with his appetite growing, he commanded her to get him more.  Betty wasn't sure about it, but she knew why he wanted the cheese because he loved the taste and craved it like cigarettes.  She felt it was her duty to get as many blocks of this pasty yellow, fowl tasting processed cheese as she could for her large man that she loved very much.  On 03Mar99, she did this unlawful act and with almost 13 cases of cheese (24 blocks per case) in her station wagon, another employee noticed this robbery and called the police and they stopped her in the middle of the act.   Dave made it perfectly clear to not be anywhere near this robbery so if it didn't work, we would be safe from prosecution.  Betty A. Snuffolopokus is now serving three years in a state correctional institution in Camp Hill.  Dave broke off contact with this woman once his gravy train was over, but his craving for this free government cheese continues to grow each day.