I have many friends,each of them are special in their very own ways. They're all entertaining and very interesting people. Overall,they're just good to know. Let me tell you about a few of them.


Adam Krehnovi (Eb,Bill,Enrico,Gorilla)




Adam was my best friend from 9th grade to about last year. I don't see him a whole lot these days, mainly because he is with his girlfriend most of the time, but oh' well. He's always been there for me when I needed him. He's a great hockey player. He's two different people when there's a party to be had. He's usually quiet and laid back, but if he taps the bottle, he's wild. You never know what he'll do next. Adam could possibly be the cheapest person in the world.

Tim Vitunic (Skinny-Wolf)



Tim is a Christian kid with really high morals and standards. Just a few pleasant words for Tim, Good luck in school Tim.

Matt Rust (Pea-Chute,Wally,Rusty,Cunt,Horse)


I met Matt in 8th grade. Thats's when he was into bad stuff, like 80's rock and shit like that.J/K. Rusty is one of the few people that cracks me up over anything that he does. He's the man of a million faces. If he would just ask out one of the hundreds of girls that he likes, he'd be okay. He's the mastermind behind my webpage. He has also become my closest friend without a doubt. He could possibly be the biggest Coca-Cola drinker in history.

Kevin Hilliker (Lurch, Larry, Camel)

Let's see, I met Kevin about two years ago at a hockey game.  I got to know him last year when he played on my roller hockey team.  He is a tremendous goalie.  He plays like Dominik Hasek of the Buffalo Sabres, which happens to be his favorite player and team.  He moved to Ambridge, P.A. when he was in ninth grade from Buffalo.  He seems to be out of it a lot of the time, but he's okay.  He works with me at eat n' park as a server, but he couldn't hold my jock strap.  He's going to be a comic book artist someday, so look for him.  He could possibly be the most absent-minded person that was given the chance to live!..

Gary Miketa (Jerry, anything that rhymes with Gary,Gary the Retard, Jerry Polinkovac, Sasquatch)


Gary is my senior friend I guess.   He is a beast of a man, he's like 6'6" 265 pounds and strong as an ox.   He's a 47 year old man who comes and visits me at Eat N' Park every friday and saturday night.  He is a weekend warrior all the way.  He loves late 60's and 70's music, and can play any "air instrument" known to man.  He is a chess master, but I did defeat him one time!  Gary is my mentor I guess you could say.  He calls me a creatonoid when I get on his case, and also Vesuvios when I get fired up.  Great names by the way.  Gary could possibly be the greatest air piano player in the galaxy.

Eric Groer (Scud,Simple Man,Hyena)

I've known Eric Groer since 8th grade when he blasted me in the face with a dodgeball. So yes,he's a dick. I recently wrote a song in his dedication under that title,"He's a dick". Eric's a good dude. He's always up for a good prank,Against him. Groer has absolutely no coothe or morals. That's no bull-shit. He's a good guitar player, and what makes him good is his zero-track mind. I ain't seen the son of a bitch since this past Christmas.   Groer could possibly be the most shameless creature to roam the east coast.


Todd Dziak (Green-Horn,Lizard)



I met Todd back in 9th grade. (Maybe 8th?) He was as weak then as he is now. Todd is an alright cat because he fux with eveyone but me. He fux with people 'till they're ready to kill him. Todd is the most straight-edge person I know. Todd's fixin' to kill his parents one of these days by getting a tattoo of Otis the dog from the Mighty,Mighty Bosstones. Famous quotes include: Don't burn you're bridges, and my personal favorite, Make the best of it! Todd is about the only other person that I can rely on these days besides Matty. Todd could possibly be the biggest sell-out of all time!

Erik Mine (Son,Ming,Squirrel)


Mine is the quietest person in the world. We met back in 9th or 10th grade. He's a great hockey player. Recently,Erik lost some teeth in a game on a cheap high-sticking incident. Erik never stops smiling. He could possibly be the happiest person other than Richard Simmons still living.

Ryan Conover (Frenchie,Lance Romance,Mule)


I've known Ryan since the 8th grade. He's a good guy. He might be the only person I know that could compete with me in sports trivia. Connie's not short on letting ya know if he's better than you at something,like pool(ask Todd) or golf(ask Tim). Ryan's a techno freak. He's another mastermind. He could possibly become the biggest shit-talker of the 21st century!