At midnight on Christmas Eve
I'll grab santa before he leaves
And give him a sMaCk
Under his burly backpack
He'll like it, I do believe!

Standing under the mistletoe
Her heart begins to glow
When she sees who is near
With a wink and a leer
Their heat begins to grow

He displays his manhood so well
It puts me under his spell
When I get on my knees,
he says "oh yes, please!"
And his shaft begins to swell...!

I know a Knight faraway
whose friendship I cheerish each day.
He's very special to me
I'm a sincere devotee
And I'm thankful for him everyday.

If I were chocolate ice cream,
would you come to me in my dream?
You could eat me with cake
until I awake
Or just lick me until I scream!!!

Potatoes are a favorite of mine.
I eat spuds all of the time.
I never get full,
Even though I may drool...
On sweet Idaho 'taters I dine.

There is a young poetess from Aussie
who is sweet and kind, and not bossy.
When she writes a love sonnet
her heart is tagged on it
and some are even a bit saucy!!!