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Everything written in TIGU is my own work, except for:
- The pictures. Most of which I have stolen from around the web, and would be very difficult to attribute credits for. If you notice one that's yours, and you want a mention, then just drop me a line.
- Some other stuff. If anything written is NOT by me then it'll have a credit somewhere nearbye, usually giving the contributor's e-mail address as well.
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While I'm talking about the pictures (as I was just then), it's come to my attention that some of the pictures can occasionally have their colours distorted by your web browser, resulting in them looking very odd. I know that the fault is at your end because I'm running Microsoft Internet Explorer (that's probably a trademark actually, but I can't be arsed to hunt for the sign on my keyboard) Version 5, and everything looks fine. So get a better browser. Or computer. Or both. Just don't complain to me, because it's not my fault, okay?
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Fig. 1 - Bill Gates, who probably has a copyright on Microsoft Internet Explorer Version 5. And your soul. No wonder he looks so happy, if he's making more money every time you breathe. |
Oh yeah, except that I realise some of the pictures are a bit grainey, but unfortunately that's not my fault either (phew, eh?) because it's to do with the fact that I've used the JPEG format for them, in order to minimise their size. Try increasing your screen resolution, it worked for me.
As a point of reference I view it in a resolution of 1024x768 pixels, and in 16 bit colour, using IE 5(because Internet Explorer suddenly started being able to handle the JavaScript segments properly again, and I never liked Netscape anyway), and it looks fine and dandy to me.
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I also realise that some of the stuff on this site could be classed as really offensive to some people. It's not meant to be, it's just a bit of lighthearted fun, but some people may not see it that way. If you have been offended by something that's on here then just remember - I didn't make you come here, and I'm not forcing you to read more, it's your own decision. But I do appologise to anyone that I've offended at any point in this site (and especially the woman that I've called ugly. But if you're reading this, madam, I'd just like to say that you are ugly, so don't bother trying to sue me for libel).
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Fig. 2 - That fat woman again. Remember children: Making fun of fat people is not big, hard, or clever. But it can be funny, so why not have a go? |
Right, that's that over and done with, you can go back to reading the rest of my site now.
Bye!
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Maintained by Tony Gowland
Last updated: 24/12/99 |
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