A SPECIAL TIGU PRODUCTION

Cue titles and annoying theme tune ...
"So no-one told you life was gonna be this way,
Clap, clap, clap, clap,
Your job's a joke etc. etc."

You get the idea. (I did think about putting a .wav of it on the page, but then decided that I wasn't cruel enough to inflict such suffering upon the populous.)

We join the cast as they attempt to pass a rainy Sunday afternoon by performing a Columbian-ClusterFuck. Unfortunately Monica's copy of the Karma Sutra has worn out on that page, and they get it slightly wrong....

Everything seemed to be going okay, until ....

Chandler over-reacts somewhat..

Ross quickly changes into his tux, before continuing..

Suddenly..

Rachel could take the insults no more, and snapped, transforming herself into RachelZilla!

Monica was to be terribly disappointed.

With her blood-lust sated, Rachel transforms back.

Another celebrity makes a much-hyped guest appearance on Friends ...

Things look grim for the pair, as Mr. T prepares to throw them...

Back on Earth...

Boom!

Cut to end credits and more of that theme tune ...

Yes, I apologise for the particularly low quality of this tale, but what do you expect for an afternoon's doodlings? Think you can do any better? You probably can, so why don't you, rather than just standing here and insulting my effort?

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Last updated: 29/1/99