This is Tony's Insult-O-Matic - the result of a couple of mis-spent evenings fighting with Java. Obviously as this is a JavaScript application you'll need a browser that supports it to see the fruits of my labours, but that shouldn't be a problem, as most of them do now.

It really is frighteningly simple to use - just type a name into the box below, press the "Generate Insult" button, and read the magnificent insult that the Insult-O-Matic generates for you. Then press the button again. And again. And any number of times after that, because it can go on and on for as long as you like.

Go on then, have a go. There are well over a thousand insults waiting for you, but be warned: some of them have some nasty swear words in.

		Maintained by Tony Gowland Last updated: 11/5/98