Greetings and welcome to my paragraph! I hope you enjoy reading it. I have spent a lot of time considering exactly what I wanted to say. I figured it should be informative, yet humorous. I want you to know the real me, yet I should remain a little aloof. Yep, man o' mystery, that's me. Yet, I want to be accessable to all the people who have helped me become the man I am today. OK, so here we go. I... What's that, Erich? I've run out of space? Oh. Well, I think I have just enough room to let you know the most important thing about me, which would be