need more insanity... take me home...
well... so... i thought it was about time that i shared my *wisdom* with the world... hee hee! :)
some of these are great for a laugh (just like me!) ;) and some are a little more philosophical and serious-like... y'know?
funny stuff ~ these are a bit warped
it'll make you think ~ thinking too much!
thoughts on love ~ fair warning, not all are fuzzywuzzy
this is our education??? ~ makes ya wonder about our school...
me&friends' quotes ~ many are inside jokes, sorry
"a man would respect a woman's mind more if it bounced as she walked"
~anonymous
"give a man a fire, and he's warm for a day; set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life"
~Terry Pratchett, Jingo ((my grad quote))
"You men are all alike -- if you're not thinking with your weiner, you're acting directly on its behalf."
~Skyla(sp?) from Good Will Hunting
"I don't need to drink to have a good time. I need to drink to stop the voices in my head."
~Dr. Katz
"mystère et boule de gomme!"
~Marie-Lore from French in Action
"When I die, I want it to be quietly in my sleep like my grandfather; not screaming like the passengers in his car."
~unknown
"Life is a crap sandwich. The more bread ($) you've got, the less crap you've gotta eat."
~Bill Courage
"You can't take money out of the pocket of a naked man."
~unknown
"Act your shoe size not your age."
~unknown
"I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without drinking."
~unknown
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lieved forwards."
~Sören Kierkegaard
"Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage."
~Anaïs Nin
"Character is simply habit long enough continued."
~Plutarch
"To think is easy. To act is difficult. To act as one thinks is the most difficult of all."
~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe ((was almost my grad quote))
"Know your biology. People generally respond more favourably to a question posed by a member of the opposite sex."
~from the PC Youth Federation Recruiting Manual
"People say true friends must always hold hands, but true friends don't need to hold hands because they know the other hand will always be there."
~unknown
"Why attack a person's life when you can kill the sould and mind? Destroy your enemies of these and they will crumble before you."
~"Mystica" from D.C.
"Where can a soul exist? Does the mind hold the essense of you or is the heart the containger of all that you are? Or are we nothing more than the interpretation of others... devoid of this thing we call a soul?"
~"Drake" from D.C.
"I believe that everything you do bad comes back to you. So everything I do that's bad, I'm going to suffer for it. But in my heart, I believe what I'm doing is right. So I feel like I'm going to heaven."
~Tupac -June'96-
"Sticks and stones may break our bones, but words will break our hearts..."
~Robert Fulgham
"Live and love for today and tomorrow will bring love to your life."
~Snowski
"You're... OVER me? when... when were you UNDER me?"
~Ross (from FRIENDS! duh...)
Love is a juice with many tastes;
Some bitter, some sweet.
A wine that has few, few vineyards.
~Maya Angelou
"Young men's love lies not in the heart but in the eyes."
~*Romeo&Juliet* by William Shakespeare
"Is not general incivility the very essence of love?"
~Jane Austen
"Love isn't what makes the world go 'round, it's what makes the ride worthwhile."
~unknown... for now
"Mes jambes ne me supportent pas et je me sens faible quand je te vois."
~Wu-Kwan
Kenley + 18 + go to university + girlfriend = Fanny + broken heart + tears
~Fanny
"Who has the power in your relationships?"
"My mom..."
~Robo answering my "serious"(?) question
"La passion, c'est le contraire du contrôle!"
~Mme Drole
"Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to lobe and to work and to play and to look up at the stars."
~amy&nic's adaptation of Henry Van Dyke's quote
"Hold on. Let me teach now. I'll think later."
~Mrs. Thorsteinsen
"No Way!!!"
~grade 8a math
"WAY!!!"
~Mr. Hemmings
"What is a test? A hiccup in time!"
~Ms. Anderson
"We came here to learn math."
~Anik
"*slurp*"(suck-up noises)
~grade 8a math
"Some of you obviously haven't finished your lunch yet."
~Mrs. Creamer
"I don't care about impressive... I care about size!"
~Zhemeng
"it was a big bean"
~Wuz (on tiffany's tiffany)
"Everyone is crazy in his/her own way. Since we have to live with it, might as well get use to it. I'm crazy too!"
~Johnson Hsu
"We did it better in bed..."
~Mandy at Strathcona about her and Jo's skit
"Inside everyone of us there is an insane asylum waiting to be broken down (so we can all "come out")"
~Samson
doesn't this just sum up Steph's essence? :)
Remember East,
Remember West,
Remember Stephanie
is the BEST!
~a poem she wrote in grade seven
"When in doubt, blame Quebec."
~the LFA motto of '95-'96
"Life is like a buncha grapes. You always get picked on."
~Lawson
anybody know any more great quotes out there??? e-mail them to me!!! i'll add them on *almost* as soon as i get them and read through 'em!