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Sex?? Male Female
Other: (I just GOTTA hear this!)
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Your Homepage is at:

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OK - thanks for enduring the boring stuff...now here we go. Lets hear your feedback. Select one from each of the questions below...gimme your comments...then send away.

1) I was surfing through cyber-space when I came upon...

your wonderful and entertaining homepage an alien plot to conquer earth a virus on my hard drive I didn't know about some idiot's idea for making flea soup you don't REALLY want me to finish that sentence!

2) The first thing I noticed about your homepage is...

how beautiful the graphics were those little lizards hanging out all over you have stooped to using banners to get hits how funny your eyes look...never noticed before your counter appears to be stuck

3) As I was cruising through your pages, I suddenly had the urge to...

send you a dozen cyber roses dump my cache..your graphics are too big find that page I bookmarked ten minutes ago nominate you for sainthood...or rehab...whatever go to the bathroom...I've been sitting here too long

4) After reading through your Friends page (AHA!! a pop quiz) I thought...

she must be very nice to have so many friends how did she get them to ADMIT they were friends?? wonder if their pages are as strange as this one?? what did she do...take out a BILLBOARD or sumpthin?? HEY....I remember THEM!!! ~scared look~

5) After visiting your Lizard Page (the one with the likes and disklikes, etc) I wondered...

if she would consider running for office how the heck she made that background with the border just WHERE did her private messages end up instead?? if I could sell her stock in a spidericide company what the hell she was talking about for most of it

6) My overall impression of your site is....

VERY NICE....Great job....bravo...applause you have got WAAAY too much time on your hands it has inspired me to start my own page...maybe I want to hire you at an extravagant salary plus perks cool...but like, what is that background s'posed to be? I don't get the poem thing...does it matter?

7) If you are going to make up another Cyber Poll in the near future, I think the topic should be:

what do people write in NORMAL guestbooks? why do newbies ask what you LOOK like and other dumb questions Cyber Sex....the DO's and DON'Ts What is so addictive about Chat and why? The most original PM's ever received

8) You haven't given me NEAR enough options here, and I wanna submit my two cents (knock yourself out):