DAMMIT..SOME GIRL MADE A LIST ABOUT WHAT THEY HATE ABOUT ASIAN GUYS..WELL
GUYS..HERE'S OUR TURN TO RETALIATE...HERE ARE SOME FACTS ABOUT ASIAN GIRLS AND
THINGS WE HATE ABOUT THEM.....
PS..I ALSO HAVE SOME COMPLAINTS ABOUT ASIANS ALL TOGETHER..DON'T GET
OFFENDED..YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE
BY AznManson
and contributions by
XSJVTEC408
1. YOU ALL WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP TO TRY TO IMPRESS THE GUYS WHEN WE CLOWN ON
THE GURL WITH THE MOST MAKEUP.
2. YOU ALL GO TO THE MALL IN CLANS LOOKING THE SAME
3. YOU THINK ANY IMPORT CAR WITH ANY MODIFICATION
IS "HELLA TIGHT"
4. YOU ALL SAY "HELLA" TOO MUCH. EXAMPLE: "DATS HELLA F*CKED UP" or "DATS
HELLA TIGHT YO"
5. YOU ALL HAVE FAKE ASS HIGH PITCHED VOICES
6. YOU ONLY GO OUT WITH GUYS THAT DRIVE A CIVIC OR INTEGRA AND IT HAS TO BE
FIXED UP...LIKE YOU GIRLS KNOW ABOUT CARS ANYWAYS...
7. YOU ALL SECRETLY COMPETE TOO SEE WHO GETS THE "FINEST" GUY AND WHEN YOU
THINK YOU'VE WON...THAT SAME GUY F*CKS YOUR BEST FRIEND
8. YOU ARE ALL TOO DAMN SUPERFICIAL AND SHALLOW
9. YOU ALL THINK YOU'RE JUST SOOOO CUTE WITH THAT FAKE ASS CUTIE ACT, I HATE
TO RUIN IT FOR YOU GIRLS..US GUYS PRETEND TO FALL FOR THAT SHIT
10. AND ON AOL YOU HAVE TO tYpE LiKe tHiS aNd iT's rEaLLy aNNoYiNg...AND TO
THE GUYS THAT TYPE LIKE THAT: YOU'RE A QUEER!!
11. ON ALL OF YOUR VOICEMAIL GREETINGS YOU SAY THE SAME THING..EXAMPLE:
"WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP YO, YOU HIT IT UP TO MY PAGER (NO SHIT!!) AND BEFORE I
GO I WANNA GIVE SOME SHOUT OUTS TO MAH FRIENDS, 12, 87, 213, 666, 123,
ABC...AND MY BABY BOO 69 I LOVE YOU BABY...AIGHT PEACE" AND OF COURSE YOU ALL
HAVE SOME PLAYED OUT SLOW JAM PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND AS YOUR FAKE VOICE IS
SAYING THE ABOVE..HEY HEY!! WE CAN'T UNDERSTAND A F*CKING WORD YOU'RE SAYING!!
SHUT UP!!
12. ALL THE FAT ONES WEAR THE TIGHTEST FITTING CLOTHES.....EEEEWWWW!!!!
13. YOU ALL ARE TREND FOLLOWERS, WELL THAT GOES FOR THE GUYS TOO..BUT NOT ME.
HELL NO...
14. IN CHATROOMS THE FIRST THING YOU ALL SAY IS "WHERE ALL THE FOINE GUYS AT?"
OH, LIKE YOU'RE ALL THAT YOURSELF...ALL THE FINE GUYS ARE OUT WITH GIRLS...NOT
ON AOL LIKE YOUR DESPARATE ASS.
15. YOU DO NOT LOOK GOOD IN THOSE PUFFY JACKETS..
YOU LOOK LIKE THE FRIGGAN MARSHMALLOW MAN WITH LONG HAIR. AND GUYS..WHY DO YOU
WEAR THOSE JACKETS WHEN IT'S 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE? YOU LOOK STUPID
16. YOU THINK ANY BALD GUY IS "FOINE" ...THE "MR CLEAN" LOOK IS PLAYED
17. A CIVIC IS A COMMUTER CAR!! NOT A FERARRI..SO STOP DREAMING!!
18. YOU ALL LISTEN TO THE SAME MUSIC
19. POLO AND NAUTICA AREN'T THE ONLY BRANDS THAT EXIST YOU NARROW MINDED TREND
FOLLOWER
20. WHEN IT'S LIKE 10 DEGREES OUTSIDE YOU BITCHES STILL WEAR DAISYDUKES AND
OTHER HOE CLOTHES TO A CLUB...
21. YOU GIRLS THINK YOU'RE SOO COOL THAT WHEN YOU GET TO A CLUB...YOU PRETEND
TO FIND YOUR NAME ON THE HOOKUP GUESTLIST TO GET IN THE CLUB FOR FREE...BUT
YOU'RE SORRY ASS JUST ENDS UP PAYIN LIKE THE REST...LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING
GIRL...YOU AREN'T SPECIAL..DEAL WITH IT!!
22. YOU THINK YOU'RE THE SHIT CUZ YOU GOT IN WITH THE DJ THAT IS JUST USIN YOU
FOR SEX
23. AND GIRLS...JUST CUZ YOU CAN'T FIND A GUY TO DANCE WITH..YOU ALL GET
TOGETHER INTO A LITTLE CORNER AND DANCE ALONE SO THAT WHEN YOU GO HOME YOU CAN
TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS THAT YOU DID DANCE THAT NIGHT
24. YOU GIRLS WEAR NIKE, AND HALF OF YOU ALL CAN'T EVEN PLAY BALL!!!
25. ALL YOU LIE AND SAY HOW YOU CAN RACE WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN DRIVE STICK!! GO
HOME WITH YOUR DAD'S 1989 GREY CAMRY WITH ONLY ONE HEADLIGHT WORKING...
26. YOU TEENIE BOPPERS THINK YOU'RE THE SHIT USING THOSE FAKE ID'S TO GET IN
CLUBS..THE BOUNCER KNOWS IT'S FAKE BUT HE FALLS FOR YOUR DAMN CUTIE PIE ACT.
SO YOU GET IN AND YOU TELL EVERYONE YOU'RE 19 OR 20 AND TRY TO MACK ON GUYS
WITH NICE CARS...THEN ONE OF THE GUYS FUCKS YOU THEN FORGETS YOU...HAHA. YOU
DESERVE IT!! STICK TO YOUR HIGH SCHOOL DANCES TIL YOUR 18, ALRIGHT??
27. AND YOU AOL GIRLS ASK US FOR A GIF THEN YOU END UP NOT SENDIN YOURS CUZ
YOUR UGLY ASS DON'T HAVE ONE, YOUR UGLY ASS AIN'T WORTH A SCAN
28. THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE SEEN AN ASIAN GIRL DO: HAVE A SCREEN NAME LIKE
"TOMMYGIRL" HE'S A FUCKIN RACIST BASTARD YOU STUPID HOE!!!
29. YOU ALL THINK YOU'RE SOO KOOL HANGING OUT WITH WANNABE GANGSTERS...WELL
LADIES..I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU...THEY'RE ONLY USING YOU FOR SEX..NOTHING
ELSE..THEY DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT YOU...THEY'RE JUST A BUNCHA WANNABES
WITH GUNS CUZ THEY CAN'T FIGHT....
30. AND FINALLY LADIES...YOU ARE ALL STUCK UP HOES THAT THINK YOU'RE ALL
THAT...AND YOU BELIEVE ANYTHING ANY GUY TELLS YOU CUZ YOU'RE A USED UP LOOSE,
DIRTY WHORE...we out..............
PS..NOT ALL OF YOU ARE LIKE THIS...JUST MOST OF YOU..
all the people who have to put "cute", "sexy" "fine" "stud" in their screen
names are so insecure about their looks..so they need to feed their egos with
these words...you are the ugliest ones and you know it..that's why you have to
put those words in their SN..
and the ones that put "pimp", thug", "hustla", "gangsta", "racer" are the
wannabes..
PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO AS MANY ASIANS AS POSSIBLE.....
azn manson- I TELL IT HOW IT IS...YOU TELL IT HOW IT MIGHT BE..
I DON'T TRY TO WALK AROUND TRYING TO BE WHAT'S NOT WITHIN ME...you're justa
wannabe
...I'M NOT AS GOOD AS YOU? FUCK NAH..I'M BETTER THAN YOU ALL...
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