From: Ray Sanford 
To: Mark Aimerito ; Allan Karl ; Bob Sanford ; Bob Battye ; Clayton Shurley ; Bobby Hughes ; Susan Stevens ; Bob & Jill McLean ; Eric ; Michael Dula ; Jim Wright ; Jim Isbell ; Jim & Mardi McCleery ; Johnee Bee ; Dan Krones ; Sean Magula ; Ryan McLean ; Murray Cockburn ; Michelle Don Vito ; Nancy Hughes ; Victor L'Esperance ; Pat Macke ; Kathy Barkley ; Karen Bernstein ; Bob Lippmann ; Ryall Stewart ; Sandy & Betty Sanford ; Steve Leiken ; Theresa Smith ; Troy Linaker ; Tom Haney ; Tom Sheffield ; Larry Richman ; Drew Rathgeber ; Paul Finney ; Russel Sasaki 
Subject: Bumper Stickers
Date: Wednesday, April 22, 1998 5:00 PM

Can you believe these bumper stickers.!
 
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
* All generalizations are false.
* Cover me.  I'm changing lanes.
* I brake for no apparent reason.
* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
* Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
* It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
* Auntie Em,  Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog.  Dorothy.
* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
* Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
* The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
* Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
* Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
* All men are idiots, and I married their King.
* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
* Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
* Montana -- At least our cows are sane!
* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
* Women who seek to be equal to men, lack ambition.
* Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
* No radio - Already stolen.
* Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
* I took an IQ test, and the results were negative.
* Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
* OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
* Few women admit their age;  Fewer men act it.
* I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
* It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
* According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
* Pride is what we have.  Vanity is what others have.
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
* How can I miss you if you won't go away?
* Warning:  Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
* Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
* Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
* Friends help you move.  Real friends help you move bodies.
* Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
* Puritanism:  The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
* Consciousness:  That annoying time between naps.
* i souport publik edekashun.
* Be nice to your kids.  They'll choose your nursing home.
* Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
* There are 3 kinds of people:  those who can count & those who can't.
* Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
* Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
* Keep honking...I'm reloading.
* Caution:  I drive like you do.

Adios,

Ray Sanford

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