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From: erythroart@juno.com (PERCIVAL L FERNANDO)
To: BSYung@aol.com, jdlmq@hotmail.com, jogie@aol.com,
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Subject: Ricky Torres : Fwd: Fwd: erap jokes
Date: Wed, 4 Feb 1998 17:56:23 -0800
Message-ID: <19980204.180049.3222.1.ERYTHROART@juno.com>

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From: Ricky Torres 
To: anton_carrion@mail.booksonline.com,
anna_carrion@notes.pw.com,m4acast@msg.pacbell.com, erythroart@juno.com,
e4ltorr@msg.pacbell.com,jnoe@dpd.mail.co.alameda.ca.us,
eltor@mnl.cyberspace.com.ph,rlt@pdcp.globalden.com, etumali@cis.com.ph,
allave2000@aol.com
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: erap jokes
Date: Tue, 20 Jan 1998 21:47:10 -0800 (PST)
Message-ID: <19980121054710.9456.rocketmail@send1a.yahoomail.com>







---Boltogs23 wrote:
>
> 
> ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822 
>
> How is a San Miguel beer bottle and Erap alike?
> They are both empty from the neck up.
> 
> Why does Erap keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
> They are for those who don't drink!
> 
> How do you confuse Erap?
> Stick him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
> 
> Why did the Erap stare at a can of frozen orange juice?
> Because it said concentrate.
> 
> Why was the Erap proud for finishing a puzzle in only six months?
> The box said "2 to 4 years!"
> 
> Why does Erap always smile during lightning storms?
> He thinks his picture is being taken.
> 
> Why does Erap have "TGIF" written on his shoes?
> Toes Go In First.
> 
> How can you tell when Erap sends you a fax?
> It has a stamp on it.
> 
> Why can't Erap dial 911?
> He can not find the eleven on the phone!
> 
> What do you do if Erap throws a pin at you?
> Run like hell, he's got a grenade in his mouth!
> 
> How can you tell if Erap has been using your computer?
> There are white-out(snowpake) all over the monitor.
> 
> How do you get Erap on the roof?
> Tell him the drinks are on the house.
> 
> Why is it good to have Erap as a passenger in your car?
> You can park in the handicap zone.
> 
> Why did God give Erap one more brain cell than He gave horses?
> So he wouldn't shit during parades.
> 
> Why shouldn't Erap have coffee breaks?
> It takes too long to retrain him.
> 
> Erap and Tito Sotto were observed in a parking lot trying to
> unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
> Tito: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
> Erap: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, it's starting
> to rain and the top is down!
> 
> Why did Erap get fired from his job at the M & M's factory?
> He kept throwing out the W.
> 
> Erap, who is tired of being thought of as dumb, disguised
> himself with beard and sunglasses. To prove his point, he goes
> to a sheep ranch and asks the sheep herder if he can guess the
> number of sheep in his herd, can he have one.
> The herder says "Go ahead".
> He looks at the herd and says, "352 sheep".
> The sheep herder is amazed and said to pick any sheep he wanted..
> As Erap is ready to leave the sheep herder says "If I can guess
> who you are, can I have my dog back"?
> 
> Why does Erap like a BMW better than a Volkswagen?
> He can spell BMW.
> 
> How did Erap break his leg raking leaves?
> He fell out of the tree.
> 
> Why did Erap instruct his maid to change his baby's diaper
> only once a month?
> Because it says right on the package that its good for up to
> 20 pounds.
> 
> Why doesn't Erap eat Jello?
> Because he can't figure out how to get 2 cups of water into
> those little packages.
> 
> If Erap and Cory are tossed off a building, who hits the ground
> first?
> Cory...Erap has to stop to ask for directions.
> 
> Why did Erap tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
> He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
> 
> Why did Erap always wear condoms on his ears every time he does
> sex?
> So he wouldn't get hearing aids.
> 
> What did Erap do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur around
> the home?
> He moved.
> ________________________________________________________
> A guy finds a frog.
> >>>
> >>>The frog says, "I am a beautiful princess. A wicked witch
changed me
> 
> into
> >>a frog. If you kiss me I will be restored."
> >>>
> >>>The guy smiles at the frog and puts it into his pocket.
> >>>
> >>>Later, he takes the frog out of his pocket and the frog says," I
am a
> 
> >>beautiful princess. If you kiss me I will stay with you for one
week."
> 
> >>>
> >>>The guy smiles at the frog and puts it into his pocket.
> >>>
> >>>Later, he takes the frog out of his pocket and the frog says," I
am a
> 
> >>beautiful princess. If you kiss me I will stay with you for one week
> and
> >>make you Happy."
> >>>
> >>>The guy smiles at the frog and puts it into his pocket.
> >>>
> >>>Later, he takes the frog out of his pocket and the frog says,"
Whats
> the
> >>matter with you! I told you, I am a beautiful princess and if you
kiss
> 
> me I
> >>will stay with you for one week and make you Happy."
> >>>
> >>>The guy says," I am a computer programmer. I don't have time for a
> >>girlfriend but a talking frog is cool."
> 

==
Ricky Torres
ricx@bigfoot.com

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