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From: pretty in pink[SMTP:dchow@UCSD.EDU]
Sent: Monday, January 27, 1997 2:45 PM
To: pharnuk suthipi
Subject: 30 ways to tell if your a FOB (This is messed up!!!) (fwd)
Thought you might like this, read it all the way through
>>>Thirty Ways to Tell if You're a Fob
>>>
>>>1. Your bangs are longer than the length of your hand.
>>>2. You own a jacket with either "Tommy Hilfiger," "Nautica," or "Polo
>>>Sport" written all over the arms or back.
>>>3. You hate all Blacks, yet you still refer to your boys as "niggas."
>>>4. You listen to Chinese Pop so you won't have to listen to Rap.
>>>5. You can't use a knife and fork together.
>>>6. You think you're tuff.
>>>7. You've been smoking since the sixth grade, but you still don't
>inhale. >>8. You own both a pager and a cellular phone, but the only
>person who
>ever >>calls you is your mother reminding you to not forget the soy
milk.
>>>9. You were to small to play football, but you're always saying how
>easily >>you could beat the players up.
>>>10. You've never eaten a steak.
>>>11. Anything fashion that the Blacks have stopped wearing for at
least
>one >>year, you sport with pride and enthusiasm.
>>>12. You tell everyone your a loner, yet you still live with three
>>>generations of your family in a two room flat.
>>>13. You've mastered the art of fitting six guys into one compact car.
>>>14. You're eighteen years old, but your girlfriend is still in Junior
>High. >>15. You own a Civic.
>>>16. Your Civic rides only eight inches off the ground.
>>>17. Your Civic has shiny rims.
>>>18. Your Civic has some shit like "Kansai" or "Super Turbo" written
>all
>>>over the place. >>19. The diameter of the muffler on your Civic is
>over five inches
>wide.
>>>20. Your Civic sounds like a high-powered lawn mower. >>21. You hate
>all big white men.
>>>22. All white girls look at you like as if they had just stepped in
>dog
>shit. >>22. You think bowling and karaoke are the shit.
>>>23. You think anything purchased from Macy's is the shit.
>>>24. You're always trying to get some white guy in an Iroc-Z to race
>with
>>>you and your Civic. >>25. A productive day for you is to stay at home
>all day and wax your
>car.
>>>26. You think you're going to get rich by selling stolen firecrackers
>and
>>>bootlegged MC-Hammer CD's. >>27. When ever your about to get jumped,
>you threaten to call your Dai
>Lo.
>>>28. Even though you get all failing grades, you still go to school
>everyday >>to keep an eye on your girls.
>>>29. You have over forty family members living on the same block.
>>30.
> You've been in the U.S. for over six years, but you're still in
>E.S.L.
>>>
>>> >>--
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>>>
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>>
>>One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.
>>
>> -Helen Keller
>
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