Slams are of a non-sexual nature -- this is a friendly thing, not a romantic thing. If you have specific requests, you probably want to fill out the slambook instead. If you want postal slams, you need to leave a mailing address -- use the comment section for that. If you want to receive more than one type, check each box that applies.

    
Your Name: 

Email Address: 

I'd Like to Receive: (check appropriate boxes)
Jokes: clean jokes
 Jokes: jokes with some swearing 
Jokes: any and all jokes
 Jokes: no racist jokes
 Jokes: chain letters
 Jokes: anti-virus warnings
E-Mail Slams that are: personal in nature
E-Mail Slams that are: likes/dislikes only (ie. music, clothes)
E-Mail Slams that are: strange and unusual 
Postal Mail Slams that are: personal in nature
Postal Mail Slams that are: likes/dislikes only (ie. music, clothes)
Postal Mail Slams that are: strange and unusual 
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Don't forget your postal address if you want snail mail slams. I won't post anything that's all in capital letters.

If you want your ad removed, please tell me the name and e-mail address you used, and where I can find your ad. The more information you can give me, the quicker I can remove it.

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This will erase the entire message.