updated: august 17, 1999
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Hi-!
(established: july 25, 1997)
(re-established: august 1, 1999)

Welcome!! 
I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the in-de-struc-table Mushu!! and this would be x2fer's realm... :-Þ

Anyways, i'm X2FER.  If you dont yet know it, you can have fun guessing my real name... =)  Well, enjoy my collection of jokes/pix/stories/etc, and drop me a message sometime. Thanks for visiting... ;-) pix will be up soon...

-x2fer

UPDATES:

8/17:



8/8:
- added "Tired of work" section ("A Day off")


- got a guestbook
- added Demotivaional stuff
- added old links

 

Tired of work? me too!
(last update: august 17, 1999)
Hey everyone! are you sick of work too? well so am I =P Time for a day off, right? hehe, thats what you think... read on! Oh, and i know this is kind of old, but hey! it's a clever calculation...

" A Day Off "

So you want the day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.

There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have two days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee breaks - that accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a one hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days abailable for work. We are off for 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give you 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and i'll be damned if you're going to take that day off!!!

- printable copy
- actual calculation
Whuttup!
(last update: august 8, 1999)
cool, huh?
Well, i found time to make some simple graphix, so i did! like em? (titles n menu bar) heh... anyhow, i'm still workin on the pix section... but this update was to put up the "Demotivational Words of Wisdom" =) oh, and if you wanna see how weak my first attempts at HTML were, check the oldindex.html, and the x2new.htm, hehe... and DONT LAUGH! =P Oh! i finally got a guestbook!!! =)

NEW:
Demotivational Words of Wisdom
 Sign gbook   View gbook


Not so new:
Old index.html (7/25/97) My first attempt at HTML
x2new.htm (12/30/97) My second attempt, hehe

*NEW*
-Demotivational Words...

- Jokes
- Poems
- Pictures
- About me

UPDATES: es' hp, angelie's hp, e-team, chig's lair, filequest link

And this section would be dedicated to my bookmarks, heh... or, for you, Links... Some good stuff here, check em out some time... oh, and i categorized them for you, so have fun explorin'...

Mis- kuh -lane -ee -us  Links: (misc. links)
- Kaba Web (Kababayan: Filipino club at UCI)
- Marvin the Martian (http://www.frii.com/~engserv/marvin.htm)
- Mushu Fansite (http://www.oocities.org/Area51/Station/8989/)
- Azn Oracle (cool site)

Import Car Scene/Asian Scene:
- UpNext.com (S|X|Y mag n all that stuff is here)
- Speed Magazine (an E'zine, aka Speedonline.com)
- 935 Wiked Draggers (a dope car crew)

Sites of Fam & Friends:
- Angelie's domain (homegirl in surf city!)
- Esther's homepage (homegirl's homepage - ucdavis girl)
- da e-team family (homegirl's website - pic gallery - zot!)
- Official Ciudad '99 Website (mesa court hall homies - zot!)
- Q's World (my homegirl in the 619/cali area - daygo)
- Pocahontas (page I made when i was 16 =P)
- EQ's ascii art (aka macros - gallery of a friend's art work)
- AJ up in Vancouver... (my cuzn-U know u love LA! =)
- '98 AYSO div 5 girls "Cyclones" (i helped make this)
- '99 AYSO North Torrance Select (n this one too)

Music/MP3 stuff:
- Oth.net MP3 Search engine (best, in my opinion)
- Lycos Fast MP3 search (another good mp3 search engine)
- Original Hip Hop Lyrics Archive (mostly rap lyrics, good site)
- Chiggaroids Lair (rap/hip hop/rnb FTP - leech info)
- FileQuest (direct DL's, using simba app)

Useful computer isht:
- HotWired (good tech site)
- Windows Registry (for the almost advanced pc user)
- Ivanopulos Cracks (illegal to use, but not to link to =)

Adult Entertainment: (hehe, I just had to include this =P )
- Tha Nirz' House of Asian Sirens (www.asian-sirens.com)
- Sung Hi Lee's Official Website (www.sung-hi.com)
- Francine Dee (1 of many fan sites - http://welcome.to/francinedee)

 

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