The bell desk fiasco!

Starring... Ralph Nader and Socks Clinton!

Who? Ancient prophets, they were.  Wise men, whose words, through the
centuries, would be forgotten.  For years, mortals tried to regain
the wisdom which seeped from their lost lore.  NOW! Mike Snavely
and Dan Pribble are pleased to announce that the parables of Ralph
Nader and Socks Clinton have been discovered!

How?? Miami University Conference Services: Bell Desk. That's
how.  The clock struck 4.  In a vision, Ralph and Socks brought forth
onto us these prehistoric tales of life, liberty, and justice. May
they touch your lives as they have touched ours.  And be on the 
lookout!  For Ralph and Socks work in mysterious ways.  We haven't
seen the last of these yarns of old.