Men & Women 
finally understood!

 

Womens English
1 No = Yes.
2 Maybe = No.
3 I'm Sorry = You'll be sorry.
4 We need = I want.
5 Its your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
6 Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
7 We need to talk = I need to complain.
8 Sure . . . go ahead = I don't want you to.
9 I'm not upset = Ofcourse I'm upset, you moron!
10 You're . . . so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
11 You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
12 Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
13 This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains and carpeting, and furniture.
14 Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
15 I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
16 Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
17 How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
18 I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
19 Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
20 You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
21 Are you listening to me?! = Too late, you're dead!
22 Was that the baby? = Why dont you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
23 I'm not yelling! = I'm yelling because I think this is important!
Mens English
1 I'm hungry = I'm hungry
2 I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
3 I'm tired = I'm tired.
4 Do you want to go to a movie with me? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
5 Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
6 Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
7 May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
8 Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
9 I dont think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay.
10 You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
11 Whats wrong? = I dont see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
12 Whats wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
13 Whats wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
14

I'm bored

= Do you want to have sex?
15 I love you = Lets have sex now.
16 I love you, too = Okay, I said it. . .we'd better have sex now!
17 Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before.
18 Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
19 Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
20 Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
21 (while shopping) I like that one better = Pick any freaking' dress and let's go home!

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