The most powerful person in P&G Asia?

THE PRESIDENT? Our Chip?
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on choppy seas
Gives policy to gods

THE VICE-PRESIDENT? Our Sara?
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a steam engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks  on calm seas
Talks with gods

THE DIRECTOR? Pick one - any one...
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
Is almost as powerful as a steam engine
Is faster than a speeding BB
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Talks with gods if a special request is honored

THE ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR? You have a choice - choose one...
Barely clears a hut
Loses tug of war with a locomotive
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally addressed by the gods

THE GROUP MANAGER?  Bumper harvest - pick one...
Makes high marks on the walls when trying to leap tall buildings
Is run over by locomotives
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Treads water
Talks to animals

THE MANAGER?  Hmmm.. there are a few around here somewhere...
Climbs walls continually
Rides the rails
Plays Russian Roulette
Walks on thin ice
Prays a lot 

THE ANALYST?  Errr...  where can I find one of these...
Runs into buildings
Recognizes locomotives two out of three times
Is not issued ammunition
Can stay afloat with a life jacket
Talks to walls

But..REGINA?
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off the tracks
Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
She IS a god

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"I am Regina.  You must obey.  Resistance is futile..."

frequently attributed to her, but no proof that such statement was ever made

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"I want that table.  You have finished, you can move."

I, Darren Koh, do solemnly declare that I did here Regina issue this edict in Food Junction, Novena Square.  I can confirm that the persons addressed promptly moved...

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