The most powerful person in P&G Asia?
THE
PRESIDENT? Our Chip?
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on choppy seas
Gives policy to god
THE
VICE-PRESIDENT? Our Sara?
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a steam engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on calm seas
Talks with god
THE
DIRECTOR? Pick one - any one...
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
Is almost as powerful as a steam engine
Is faster than a speeding BB
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Talks with gods if a special request is honored
THE
ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR? You have a choice - choose one...
Barely clears a hut
Loses tug of war with a locomotive
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally addressed by the gods
THE
GROUP MANAGER? Bumper harvest - pick one...
Makes high marks on the walls when trying to leap tall buildings
Is run over by locomotives
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Treads water
Talks to animals
THE
MANAGER? Hmmm.. there are a few around here somewhere...
Climbs walls continually
Rides the rails
Plays Russian Roulette
Walks on thin ice
Prays a lot
THE
ANALYST? Errr... where can I find one of these...
Runs into buildings
Recognizes locomotives two out of three times
Is not issued ammunition
Can stay afloat with a life jacket
Talks to walls
But..REGINA?
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks
locomotives off the tracks
Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
She IS a god
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"I am Regina. You must obey. Resistance is futile..."
frequently attributed to her, but no proof that such statement was ever made
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"I want that table. You have finished, you can move."
I, Darren Koh, do solemnly declare that I did here Regina issue this edict in Food Junction, Novena Square. I can confirm that the persons addressed promptly moved...
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Amended on: September 26, 2001