Despite the fact that sometimes I hate women, on the whole, they are God's most perfect creatures (along with the electric guitar). Here are some particularily outstanding examples:
Picabo Street is a world-champion downhill skier. Not only is she talented athletically, but she has one of the coolest names I've ever heard. Plus, she's a bit of a brat, which is quite appealing.
Mia Hamm is one of the best female soccer players in the world. There's a place where I live called "Soccer Heaven," but mysteriously, I've never seen here there. You'd think one would naturally go with the other.
Women who can play guitar are very cool, like Sheryl Crow ...
... And Jewel ...
... And the two cool cats from Veruca Salt.
Women who are funny are also very cool. Wendy Liebman is VERY funny. And, also kind of a brat, which, as you know, is also a good thing.