The Meimad Home Page

Meimad is an Israeli political party, which represents the religious Center and Left. It's priniciple is to seek peace in all parts of life, whether between religious and non-religious, Jew and Gentile, and most important, Israel and her neighbours.

Aaron Leff was a study partner of mine in Yeshiva. While he doesn't have a page yet himself, you can find out how he wastes his time at the Livington NCSY page.

I didn't help them write their page, so I don't take responsability for how it looks. So there.

Jenni (Mott) Merrifield

Amongst the many things I do to waste my time (anything but go to class !) is write in a Round Robin. I met Jenni through it. Also, read the stories I'm helping to write.

Steve Leavitt

Steve is a close buddy of mine, and I sort of promised him I'd make a link to his page from mine. Well, Steve, here it is.

Amongst the many people here at Bar Ilan who have learned how to publicize their existance on the Web is Avri .

Feel free to go and visit his House Of Icy Wonders. Brrrrrrrr.

Eager to drink himself to glory is bEERMASTER

Also master of da bEER RING, which you should have seen on the entry page.

Nats

Go and explore some of the best put together pages on the Web. (And give her a quick hug from me, too)

Grandma

The name is real - Grandma has 15 grandchildren. The oldest hacker alive is going wild and crazy in the hills of West Virginia.

And in Turkey, there's always Limogev

She speaks French, as well. And make sure you have your volume turned up to hear all of her music.

Here are lists, similar to this one, that you can explore further

The Weird Places on the Net

This list of links is aptly named. And I like the idea, for some reason.

The Useless Pages List

A lot of my work has been done already. The Useless Pages List is the place to find exactly that - Useless Pages. I won't describe what's on this page, because the entries keep getting changed. All I can say is check it out !

And while you're at it, don't miss the Retired Useless Page List

Not only have they been retired, they get welfare and Medicare and all of those bonuses. Aren't they lucky ? (Actually, these are all the old things from the Useless Page list) Don't forget to look these over as well.

Weird and Wacky

The guy claims it's the ULTIMATE compendium of strange stuff. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. It's definitely a good place to go for all your weird needs.

It's the Centre for the Easily Amused

Explore these links at your own risk.

DeadSlug's list of tasty links

The guy's name aside, this is definately worth exploring.

Phrank and Toph's Repository of Nearly Useless Junk

I disagree. This stuff IS useless junk.

The Cyber Underground

Like, wow, dude. Check it out for, like, yourself.

Stephen Turner's Coldlist

This is a list of all those things that Steve has found that will not, under any circumstances, interest anyone. I have to agree with him on this.

If you really have nothing to do, why don't you go to Zarf's Games ?

There are all sorts of fun things to play with here. Look for yourself.

Not everything out there is utterly useless. Here are somethings which aren't.

Online Books

I think the title is self-explanatory.

You can buy anything you want at Canadian Malls Online .

And they offer just about everything.

A Subway Navigator

This is for all of you who can set up your computer and modem in any subway around the world and not get it stolen from you. Like I see that happening.

If what you're looking for is interesting pictures to see, check these out.

Would you believe there is a real museum called the Museum of Bad Art ?

You have to see it to believe.

I have found a site that shows that too many people have too much free time. Someone has put together a page dedicated to pictures of people with their toasters .

I just don't get it.

For a comprehensive list of just about every camera on the Net, check out here .

And I do mean every.

If you really like weird pictures, check out the Vomitus Maximus Museum

Don't forget to stop off at the gift shop on your way out !

For those of you who appreciate the arts, here is a selection of what the Web has to offer. You may not consider them art, but they are all art in some form or another.

The Goons

No further description needed.

Read Dr. Seuss if you like to rhyme.

And you can check this out if you have the time.

Flipping through the channels on your TV (in America, anyway), you will come across Comedy Central .

This is an all day every day all comedy channel (what did you think the name meant ?). Check out what they're showing these days.

One of my favorite authors is H. P. Lovecraft .

He is truly the master of horror and the supernatural. If that's what you like, and you haven't read him yet, then you are definately missing out.

If you have ever read a Discworld novel, then you know who Terry Pratchet is.

And if you haven't, then you are missing out on one of the funniest authors alive today.

Hitchcock on the Net.

Personally, I think he was one of the, if not the, finest directors ever.

Movie Cliches

Have you ever noticed any of the really rediculous things that go on in movies ? Things like bombs can always be dismantled by pulling the correctly colored wire (Was it the blue one or the yellow one ?) or that there's always a parking spot when you need one, and you never have to lock your car, and all sorts of things like that ? Well, this here is a compiled list of them.

If you like Gilbert and Sullivan, check out this archive .

You could also check it out if you don't like them ,or even if you never heard of them. It's just that if you do like them, then this is the place to go.

For an Internet comic strip, look at this .

The next step in comics today.

My all time favorite comic strip has got to be Bloom County .

If you don't know what this is, you are missing out.

Web Comics

Every day they change the comics here. Enjoy all three pages.

One of my favorite comic strips is Dilbert .

Come and see why I like it so much.

Take a look at the Penn and Teller

Even Teller was speechless when he saw it.

The future of mankind has become a lot clearer, thanks to the Gargoyles

Just what you were looking for, right ?

Try the Post-Modernism Server.

This is a classic case of what this list was set up to document.

All sorts of people like to make their own personal home pages. Here are some that fail to justify their existance.

I know that most home pages exist for the sole purpose of getting yourself on the Net, but Jessica has gone a bit too far.

I just hope that nobody gets any funny ideas from her. I have only so much patience and time to list all of you.

Or, if you prefer, you can check out What Miles is watching on TV

Eh, if that's what interests you, then go ahead.

For down to earth commentary, don't miss what Arthur Speedwing has to say.

These are the kind of opinions we need nowadays.

Try reading this

I am still working on a description for this. I'll get back to you on it.

You can also find out what's in Peter's Coat Pockets .

Can anyone figure out why people do things like this ? I, for one, cannot figure out what makes a person share this information with us.

One of the many things the Net offers us is a chance to see what other cultures are like. We can find out what clothes they wear or what foods they eat or what they do for fun. Find out things you never wanted to know about other cultures through these links.

Pop Tarts Destruction

This is a scientific look into how to go about getting rid of these things , without having to actually eat them.

Not only will their stupid commercials bother you, you can now read about Mentos on the Web.

Aren't you glad that this service is available ?

The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project

Discover what people with too much time on their hands do with things that other people might (under extreme duress) classify as food.

The Home of the Otter Pops is here.

Just think, all six zippy flavors in one place.

Although it is only technically a food, I think that pages dedicated to Salt belong in this category.

But you are free to your own opinions.

Terri's Shoes

Imelda Marcos' personal favorite !

Many in the world around us take an active interest in words and in languages. Why should the Web be any different ? Here are some examples.

One of the strangest things I ever read was Flapping .

One look is all it'll take you to agree.

A guide to MRML

I'll let you find out for yourselves what this is.

The Gaelic Page

This is a real must for all of us Gaelic speakers out there. After all, the Web is dominated by too many of those *&&^%%$##@ English speakers.

Learn Tagalog via the Net.

This is the perfect way to do it, don't you think ?

Millenium Fever

This is where they store all of those messages we have received from the future. You know how important those are.

For strange things, check out the Abuse-A-Tron .

You know that it's what you really want to do. Go for it.

Many people make home pages devoted to famous personalities. What do you think of these ?

Weird Al Yankovic is on the Net.

Did you think that he wouldn't find his way here eventually ?

The Marx Brothers Archive

Have you ever wondered why a duck ?

Elvis Online

The King is alive and well on the Net !

My favorite cartoon while growing up was Scooby Doo .

Zoinks ! Jinkies !

It's the Death to Barney page.

This is for all of you who just can't stand big, purple dinosaurs that love you ever so much.

This world is filled with all sorts of forms of life. Here are where you can find them on the Net.

There are Squids on the Web !

Don't say you haven't been warned !

The MOO-COW CAFEteria

Everything and anything on cows and the Net. Just what you were looking for, no ?

Some people find that Death holds a certain fascination for them. I do not understand these people. Maybe after you took a look at what they have to offer, you could come up with an explanation.

For your internment, check out the Carlos Howard Funeral Home

Some people are a wee bit too morbid for my taste.

Try the Virtual Pet Cemetery

For that special friend who has (SOB) left us.

Sometimes, we have to stop and take a look at what's going on in the world around us. Here are some places to stop and look at.

Click here to read up on all of those diseases you always wanted to know more about.

No, it does not explain how to make bubonic plague in your bathtub.

For a complete list of the things you just have to know, look no further than the Land O'Useless Facts .

Why are you still here ?

Check how much you are at risk of being Raped, Mugged, and Murdered .

You never know ...

Help America's police forces find their most Wanted Criminals .

And why not, maybe there's a reward ...

Make sure you know how to tell if your head's about to explode .

You never know when (if) this may come in handy.

Wall of Shame

This is the kind of thing that makes you wonder about who it is you share a planet with.

50 Greatest Conspiracies

Don't explore this link - you never know, the CIA could be watching !!

The Drudge Report

This is the kind of positive, dynamic thinking we so sorely need in these troubled times.

Many people find comfort in religions of all kinds. Some have gone so far as to put their beliefs on the Net. Look for yourself.

How would you like your fortune told ?

You can check out what the stars have in store for you here .

You can learn all about the Principia Discordia here.

Try as I might, even I can't figure this one out.

And then there are those who have made games and toys for us to play with on the Net. Here are some.

For those of you who want to try some really neat interactive games, the place for you is at 2AM .

Check out all of the games. But, before you go, just remember - it's a Windows NT/95 only environment, so if you don't have either of them, well, I guess you'll just have to wait. Sorry.

Men In Black

Looks like we have our work all ready for us, Junior.

Do you have an answer for Question of the Week ?

Go and see if you do.

You can Build Your Own Monster, if you want to.

Then, wait with Igor for a stormy night, make sure it gets struck with lightning, and then "It's alive ! It's alive !"

If you like puzzles as much as I do, then you will be happy to know that the Puzzle Depot is full of them.

What are you waiting for ?

Why not go Press a Button .

That is, if you feel up to it.

You can try to stump the computer with the Guess the Dictator/SitCom Character game.

I couldn't. Why don't you give it a try.

If you really like games, why not try and solve the Maze .

Try and see if you can. I couldn't.

Mr. PotatoHead

Everybody's favorite toy is now available on the Net. What fun.

Carlos' Coloring Book

And don't tell me you're too old to play with coloring books.

How to keep an idiot busy for hours

This is the sort of thing that makes me stop and wonder why. Just why.

Of course, there are some things that defy all attempts to put them in any kind of category that would contain anything other than themselves. Here is a list of those things.

Why not send someone a Virtual Wedgie ?

But don't you go send me one, you hear?

The Arsim Page.

Go and find out for yourself.

Now there's something new to add to your home page - Aroma !

Check it out !

Have you ever gotten the feeling that somewhere, someone is conspiring to help you ? If so, then the Pronoia Page is for you.

Either that, or a good therapist, which ever you'd prefer.

Having problems ? Try the good Dr. Werner Wilhelm Webowitz .

The Web's first online psychiatrist.

The Cult of the Dead Cow

I don't want to know. I did not explore further. Do so at your own risk.

A public service is done for all of us through the services of Roadkills-R-Us .

And you thought cleaning people took care of this stuff ? No, these guys carefully remove it from the roads and send it all over the Web. The only other thing I can think of to say is

YECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !

The Scratch and Sniff Theater

Like I said, I cannot, for the life of me, find any way to categorize this, other than on it's own.

How can you live life without knowing all about Primes ?

It's finally happened. I am actually at a lose for words to describe something. Frightening, isn't it ?

That's all I have found so far. But, stay tuned, true believers, for my quest continues. The odd, strange, weird, and the crazy will not escape me for long. So farewell for now, and feel free to drop me a line if you find anything you think should be on this list.

You may have noticed that some of the links on this list are mentioned in other links on the list. This is because I have personally checked through each and every one of the links listed here, and if I feel that something deserves it's own mention, then it gets one. I would like to thank all of the unknown, unnamed people out there who took the time and effort not only for coming up with these ideas, but also for going the extra step of putting them out on the Net for us all to see for reasons which, probably for all time, will remain a mystery to the rest of us. I would also like to thank all of those who have generated similiar lists to this, whether I mentioned them or not, who I have copied stuff from. It is people like you and me who keep the rest of the world in perspective, so that all those out there who are lost can easily find themselves a home in one of the pages we have documented. Again, I thank and congratulate each and every one of you personally. I must also thank those of you who have sent me letters telling me of new links to add. Whether or not I took your advice, I thank you all the same.

All I can do now is sum it all up and say to all of you that you should keep up the good work and keep the Net the madcap place we have come to call home.

Here's a selection of what some artists and bands have had to say about this list :

Billy Joel : "You may be right, I may be crazy"

Queen : "Stone Cold Crazy"

Styx : "I got too much time on my hands"

Meatloaf : "Wasted Youth"

Paul Simon : "Still crazy after all these years"

Seal : "Crazy"

Jerry Lee Lewis : "Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Fire"

Rolling Stones : "Here comes my 19th nervous breakdown"

Elton John : "It's just the madman across the water"

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