You are, I presume, taking the piss?

For those of you not in the know, this is a "song" based around the Barbie Doll line of toys. The very fact that Mattel were unwilling to milk their cash-cow further by endorsing this "tune" gives you some idea of how bad it is.

Fig. 1 - Aqua; wanted dead or alive. Actually no, scrap that last bit.

There was a brief glimmer of hope for Aqua, as they released "Turn Back Time", from the soundtrack to Sliding Doors. This song was good, and surprised everyone I know, who didn't think that it was Aqua the first time they heard it. However, any hopes that the foreign cheese-meisters might be getting good were cruelly dashed when they released their next track. I can't even remember what it's called, but it's terrible, so you can all go back to hating Aqua again now. Phew, eh?

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