Okay, here's an idea: why not spend hours and hours stood (or sat) out in whatever weather mother nature decides to throw at you, hoping to catch an animal (not through any devious methods, mind you, but "simpler than the wheel" stone-age man style entrapment) which, even if you do manage to catch one (which is rare), you'll throw back, so that maybe, some other day, you and it can both go through the same agonisingly boring and painful procedure again.

I fucking hate fishing.

Fig. 1 - That's another thing. Fishers always take photographs to record the sizes of fish that they caught. Fair enough. But then they insist on showing them to everyone that's stupid enough to agree to it. Why? Don't they realise that people hate them for it? I don't sit and make people look at screenshots of me playing computer games, and racing drivers don't make people look at photos of them driving fast. Fishers are losers.

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