I just found something out that could revolutionize our whole life. I
found out that there is a special place where there is no snow and no
cold. It is known as Florida. Here is the secret document I found in an
old bottle while ice-fishing yesterday...
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My in-laws are wheat farmers on the plains of Saskatchuan (excuse the
spelling, I'm not Canadian). They tell us that when you reach a certain
age (thats secret also) that the village wise man comes and tells you
that no one stays in Canalda for the winter. That's why they invented
Florida. He gives you a secret map and a pat on the back. The day that
the crop is in, you're out of there. I hope I don't get you in trouble,
now that you know the secret before you're suppose to. Just don't tell
them it was me that told you. They'd deport my in-laws for telling a
non-Canadian, and I don't want them staying with me.
Date: Tue, 19 Mar 96 20:27:34 0800
From: Scott Selover
Subject: A Little Secret
So EVERYONE... remember, don't tell anyone that it was Scott that told us about all of this. We must find a copy of this map and we must flee while we are still young and strong!