Welcome to Rachelle's Shameless Request for CA$H

Send Rachelle some money - any denomination accepted
It'll do your heart some good... send Rachelle CA$H!!!

If each one of you sends me just one dollar, how many dollars would I have? Send money now and find out!!!

All across the internet, people are asking for money for this and that useless service. I am different from all of these people. I offer you absolutely nothing in return for cash. I may not even send you a thank you note by e-mail. I might do backflips or stand on my head and pee pennies if you sent me cash but most likely, I would do NOTHING AT ALL. I would just take your money and put it in the bank and feel really proud of myself for getting money out of you for doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I am not allowed to use this web-page to obtain income since it is a University affiliated web-page, but NOTE: I am not trying to perform a service. I am asking for gifts, gratuities, essentially FREE CASH. And in return you can expect to receive a whole lot of NOTHING.

Now some of you out there might be thinking "But Rachelle, there is no such thing as 'nothing'". Very philosophical. Just send that cash and find out the meaning of nothing. Not that I am offering to tell you or send you anything about the meaning of nothing, but that perhaps when you get NOTHING, you will realize you have NOTHING. Ironically, even if I send you NOTHING, you may still have something. Confused yet? Good, I haven't even begun to philosophize. Anyhow, send money. Get nothing back.

Send CASH (or cheque) in ANY denomination to:

Rachelle
P.O. Box 41033
Edmonton, AB
T6J 6M7
CANADA