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NEWSFLASH: This page... I haven't updated it in MONTHS AND MONTHS AND MONTHS. Is anyone out there reading this? It is a waste of time for you. Maybe you should GO BACK

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But first, I must make a humble, Time Waster's bow of appreciation to the guy who made the Guide to World TV. Although I don't know him personally, I have to respect time-wasting of this Scale of Magnitude. Hats off to him!!!

I just wrote Robert Martin the "site manager" of the Guide to World TV a note telling him how much I respect his time-wasting efforts and expressing my sincere hopes that he would consider linking me to his page. In all honesty, I think he will tell me I am not worthy of such a deep time-wasting honour. Hopefully, he will take my comments in the light-hearted way which they were intended. Maybe some of you should drop him a line just to make sure. Tell him Rachelle sent you!!! I am sure Bob will be happy to hear from us all.

NEWSFLASH - Guess what, folks. Robert Martin just e-mailed me to tell me that I am worthy!!! I am now at the TOP of the Canadian part of his home-page. YAY!!! Life is fair after all. Thanks Bob!!! We time-wasters have to stick together! Be sure to send him YAY mail!!!

I missed last weeks episodes since I was sick, but my sister taped them for me so when I get a minute, I will watch the tape and update you unless she erased it which I hope to goodness she didn't. She erased it. If she had an e-mail address I would leave it here and you could all send her BOO mail Watching TV is one of the few joys I have in this life. Well... no, actually I am still feeling negative from all this being sick business. I am happy. I really am. Don't you all go worrying about me now!!!

FRIENDS - This season opens with Rachel going to the airport to pick up Ross and tell him that she loves him too. Unbeknownst to her, he has brought back with him a woman, Julie, who he met up with in China, but who he went to graduate school with. Everyone likes Julie but Rachel is very bitter about the whole situation and really, can we blame her? The writers are making an obvious attempt to keep the tension between these two alive without playing too hard on one subject. That is, last season, we saw Ross pining for Rachel. This season, we can be frustrated watching Rachel pine for Ross. Will they get together? Probably not!

Another element of tension was introduced three episodes ago (the second last episode was a rerun) when the point that Rachel, Phoebe and Joey make a lot less money than Ross, Monica and Chandler was brought up. This was quite uncomfortable, but at the end of that episode, Monica loses her job and we see that even though they have differences, well, they still love each other no matter what... hmmm... maybe it is getting a little too deep.

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Oh my god!!!!!!!! Did you guys catch the latest episode of Friends? Ross finds out that Rachel had a big crush on him because she is trying to "achieve closure" and move on. He is mad that she tells him at this point in his life but the episode ends with a great BIG KISS!!!!!! I wonder what will happen next. Don't you? ER I missed the ER from two weeks ago, but last week's ER was FABULOUS. It seems that Doug Ross has been fired from the ER. He slept with Harper!? one of the new med students. Hey, Carter was supposed to be sleeping with her. Anyhow, this week Doug Ross gets a flat tire and is just about to smoke a dube (which by the way is not the way to fix a flat) when lo and behold, a young boy knocks on the window of his car. The boy's brother has his leg caught in a gate in some sort of tunnel that connects to a body of water. It is raining and the water starts to flood the tunnel. Will the boy die? No. Thanks to Ross's timely arrival and his medical know-how combined with some MacGyver-esque feats, the boy arrives at our favorite ER via news helicopter and is saved. Ross to the rescue!!! It was heart-warming. If you missed it, you should cry. It was one of the best episodes. Meanwhile, go back to my homepage, will you? Too Sexy Homepage!!!