A passenger plane on a cross the country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightening. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and they are all going to die. At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims, "I can't take this anymore! I can't just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die, let me die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like a woman?" She sees a hand raise in the back, and a muscular man starts to walk up to her seat. As he approachs her, he takes off his shirt. She can see the man's muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane. He stands in front of her, shirt in hand and say to her, "I can make you feel like a woman before you die. Are you interested?" She shakes her head yes. As the man hands her his shirt, he says, "Here. Iron this."
The three Yu brothers were immigrants from China and have just successfully passed their US Citizenship Examinations. The last item taken up by the immigration officer with them was the adaption of American names in place of their original Chinese names. JA YU was first asked if he had a particular choice. " I might as well add 'CK' to my first name and now be known as JACK YU." said the eldest brother. " That sounds OK," said the immigration officer. Turning to the second brother, the immigration officer asked ," Now, what name would you prefer CHU YU ?" Very smartly, CHU YU replied, " I will do the same as my elder brother, add 'CK' to my first name, and now be called as CHUCK YU." Before the youngest brother could open his mouth and say anything, the immigration officer pointed at him and very quickly said ," FU YU, I hope you are not thinking what I am thinking. You are not going to get it ."