The Farmer
A farmer is sitting in a bar getting very drunk.
A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are
you drinking so much?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what could be so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her.
Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg
and kicked over the bucket and
Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left,
and I sat back down and continued to milk her.
Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and
kicked over the bucket.
Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on
the right, and sat back down and began milking her again.
Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over
the bucket with her tail...
Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and
tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down my
wife walked in...
Some things you just can't explain!
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