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Quotes - 2001
Courtesy of various students and teachers - University of Tasmania
Trotter was our calculus lecturer in first semester, first year, who always wrote a lot on the board so we were constantly writting, and had a love of saying "obvious" (which from these following quotes is pretty obvious).
Trotter - "Now the indefinite is obvious"
Trotter - "The opposite is obvious"
Trotter - "I'm going to draw a picutre and then say obvious or something"
Trotter - "It's a waste of time putting this stuff up"
Trotter - "I hate to say it, but the theorem is obviously true"
Trotter - "It's a rule for finding derivatives on the cheap"
Trotter - "It's NOT obvious what the answer's going to be"
Trotter - "Ok...I can't be bothered writing this down"
Trotter - "You may ask me how I got this answer...well it was essentially guesswork"
Trotter - "These tests are ob-...quite straight forward and self-explainatory"
Trotter - "Oh dear, that's the undefined tests, so we've wasted our time."
First Year, Second Semester
I thought I might put a word of advice here so that I don't appear like a complete idiot on here. All of the things I've said here that APPEAR dirty weren't intended to sound that way when said...soo....
Natalie - "It wasn't very goodly based"
Ivan - "I writ to underscribe"
Tim - "*big spatfa* Ha!"
Spooner - "You know, I dunno"
Tim - "You know, I dunno"
Natalie - "It's like based on the ...what the hell?"
Natalie - "Tim, your whole thing is longer"
Tim - "It has you fantasizing more than playing the game"
Tony - "We're not perfect...well, I am"
Tim - "Bona fide, not boned up"
Natalie - "You know Tim does - ngt*spit* *slobber* public speaking"
Natalie - "If I look through this, I can see Tim's little stick"
Tony - "The station makes a beep...and you hear a sound"
Spooner - "It's like wearing a huge tube of toothpaste, you know, without the toothpaste"
Spooner - "I know I've expressed in the past a like for a more quick-release-type clothing"
Natalie - "I accidentally pressed Lum Nock"
Natalie - "I saw two guys playing with each other...they were partners"
Natalie - "I thought that you were missing some fat ones"
Tony - "You get what's called a point cloud, which is a cloud of points"
Tony - "There's absolutely no way that it could be a spherical triangle...it could be, but it's not"
Bart - "It was a big long wooden length of ...well, wood"
Ivan - "Go over to the shop and steal some heroin...herron!"
Natalie - This is going to be pretty minusly big."
Julian - "The first week of week 12."
Natalie - "Oh...she needs to be able to suck some balls."
Natalie - "Stick it into her..."
Tim - "...I can't stick it into her because Jo's got hold of it."
Natalie - "I don't know whether it works until I get it up."
Natalie - "Ooo...it's getting big."
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