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Quotes - 2002
Courtesy of various students and teachers - University of Tasmania
2002
Kate - "Who's that freak with the hair? He's a freak"
Natalie - "We've got good bums"
Tony - "We use a radius of one, it's not, it's 6000 or something, but that's beside the point."
John (Maths Lecturer) - "What's 12 times 11? 132 or something?
Tim - "I met a guy today...we were on each other all day"
Nat - "I've got lots of balls to choose from"
Something for Kate lead singer (Gone South) - "This song is about"...roadie whispers in ear..."This song is about walking up to someone and unloading on them"
Incubus lead singer (Gone South) - "...squishededness"
Werner - "Yeah?"
Nat to Ivan - "...give you a feel of the jerking motion"
Jon - "...then we get the trailor sciple product"
John - "All I've got to do is get to the other side"
Tony - "The ellipsoid may be related to an egg...although it's a different shape."
John - "If you recall the binomial theorem...which you wont, because, from experience, you don't recall anything."
Ancient Civs Lecturer (Courtesy of Tam) - "The Peloponesian was [in 25 words or less]: a cultured and civilised state [Athens] warring with an anally retentive people [Sparta]."
Nat to Ivan - "Do you realise that 2 is 1 plus 1?"
The Last Kiss (a Movie) - "People have been marrying for hundreds of years, there must be a reason"
Richard Coleman (Head of Surveying) - "...Global GPS Positioning Systems"
Nat - "It's a watch, a little round obne that keeps the time"
Ivan - "I didn't think in college, I don't think"
Tam to George - "You're 'whoring' as much as the computer"
Nat - "What the hell is 'shitzi'?"
Nat - "I bet you speel fiffy"
John - "We rewrite it in another way of writing it"
Jo - "You can't go on top, Ryan: you're enormous"
Tony - "In order to dis-tribute, or distri-bute,...In order to do whatever you want..."
Jon - "You don't learn how to learn it."
Intoxicated Ivan (me intoxicated at time of noting) - "..not only was I Kelly's little sister..."
Yet more Intoxicated Ivan (me intoxicated at time of noting) - "...no, I pole dance..." (Tammy's fault for badly remembered quote...it was her duty as soberest person to remember it)
Nat - "I can't believe how funny I look with lips."
Nat - "She was as skinny as a ho"
Nat - "I had a really bad, bad, bad-"
Nat - "No, it's E-A-A-E-A-A. No, that's wrong, A-E-A-A-E-A". Ivan - "Let me get this right: A-E-A-A-E-A. No listen."
Nat - "It's a load of twat"
Dave - "Sneezing, I like it. It's better than cumming."
Nat to Ivan - "Serves yourself right for giving me a sore wrist yesterday."
George - "I have to wash my hands, I touched door handles."
Tim - "Oh well, at least you got to have some fun with me." Nat - "Yeah! And I got the scenic route."
Tam - "I don't know who to get it up with"
Werner - "Most of your projects are going to be based on data... which is fair enough I guess."
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