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Quotes - 2004
Courtesy of various students and teachers - University of Tasmania
2004 - Semester 1
Jasmine - "What time is our 2 o'clock lecture?"
Nat - "Don't forget we need to do Jon." Tim - "Yeah, I'm just about to do him."
Nat - "I hate magic, I just like whacking things: it's so much easier."
Rob A - "But the really stupid thing is me."
John H - "A bunch of old people playing bonk"
Matt S - "Something happened to me when I was on work experience..." Ivan - "Oh god!" (Slams head on table).
Brian - "When you stick your device in and it makes a disturbance."
Brian - "By me it's 0.07. I suspect it's wrong."
Brian - "This is a machine I particularly find useful. You put your member in and put it under pressure."
Brian - "That's a venturi meter...(blah blah)...no, that's not a venturi meter."
Rob G - "Just stick it in anywhere it fits, Kevin."
Tim - "My pants are vibrating."
Projections dude at Conference - "...examinate..."
Scott Jukes (S. Conference) - "Tasmanians were coming to Victoria to try and grow their sheep."
Tim - "If I wasn't her sister..."
Ivan - "I had a girl in primary school."
Ryan - "I don't like my body...Gosh I sound like a girl."
Nat - "Timmy, do I like making decisions?" Timmy - "What?!? Do you look exciting?!"
Jasmine - "I knew my ear wasn't missing, I just wanted to check."
Tim - "Ivan looks strange: he's had a shower!"
Rob G - "If you've got a leaning fella..."
Jasmine - (Calling Nat's landline phone) "Are you still at your house?"
Ben - "Didn't you break a wrist?" Mettina - "I broke a nail."
Brian - "This is just an exercise for getting you to fiddle with the models."
John - "I think I just threw it up one time."
John - "The miliatary, in their wisdom - it wasn't very wise-..."
Gane - "I cannot sufficiently stretch..."
Gane - [After Matt runs from room to answer mobile] "He's lost the plot!"
Gane - "Do you dig me there?"
Gane - "Mary Fischer Home" (Instead of Jane Franklin Hall)
Nat to Tim - "You hold it while I screw."
Ivan - "What's Matt coming in for?" Kelvin - "To suck me off"
Gane - "95% of the majority".
Gane to Rob A - "Thankyou Bob"
Brian - "Now, I've got something wrong somewhere."
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