10.)Drown them

9.)Put them in the toilet while cleaning the bowl

8.)Have them sunbathe outside on a towel

7.)Put a lot of cheddar cheese goldfish in with them

6.)Overfeed them (1 pound of food per fish per hour)

5.)Introduce them to your pet tabby

4.)Put them in a handy bass drum

3.)And play the fight song

2.)Hook them up to a multimeter set on Voltage

1.)Force them to listen to Jeffie babble!