MEN ARE LIKE...
Don't get me wrong! I'm not a man-hater, I just think these are pretty funny. Enjoy!!

Men are like...Floor Tiles
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years!

Men are like...Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like...Bank Accounts
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like...Bank Machines
Once they withdraw, they lose interest.

Men are like...Blenders
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like...Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like...Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like...Commercials
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like...Computers
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like...Coolers
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like...Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like...Crystal
Some look real good, but you can still see right through them.

Men are like...Curling Irons
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like...Dry Cleaners
Most work fast and leave no ring.

Men are like...Government Bonds
They take a long damn time to mature.

Men are like...High Heels
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like...Horoscopes
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like...Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like...Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like...Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like...Place Mats
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like...Snow Storms
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long they will last.

Men are like...Used Cars
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.


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Done dogging the guys-take me home!