Indie Windie Walker's Thoughts Of The Week
  1. How come you can buy cigarettes at a petrol station, even though you are not allowed to smoke in a petrol station?
  2. If cats always land on their feet, and the buttered-side of a piece of bread always touches the ground when dropped, what would happen if that piece of bread was attached to that cat, and they were both dropped? Would the cat land feet first, or the buttered-side piece of bread hit the ground first?
  3. In EastEnders, How is it that nearly everybody is related, including Well'ard the dog?
  4. Words that are pronounced the same, but spelt differently, e.g. live and live, where and wear, there, they're and their etc.
  5. Peter Beardsley is married and has kids?
  6. Why is it that when you go out, there are so many good things to watch on the telly, but when you stay in, there's nothing on?
  7. Who did shoot JR Ewing?
  8. All Saints, the reverse Eternal or what!
  9. The Spice Girls, The female '90's Bros (remember them?)
  10. What is the point of doing Home Economics (sorry, it's called DT Food Technology now) for GCSE? It's pointless, unless you want to become a chef (well not a lot of my mates want to become a chef).
  11. Do you drink soup or eat soup?