3 in 1!
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he
sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here
until someone does?
~~~~
Deep in thought, the artist went to her studio. After many false
starts, she proceeded to paint an enormous oil painting.
Finally, after many months of work, the painting was unveiled
for the curator. In the foreground, a beautiful crystalline blue
lake with a single fish leaping. Around the fish's head is a
halo. In the background, the hills and meadows are covered with
naked Native American couples copulating.
The curator is both disgusted and baffled by what he sees. In a
rage he turns to the artist and asks, "What the hell has this
got to do with Custer's Last Thought?"
The artist replied, "Well, the way I see it, Custer's Last
Thought had to
have been:
"Holy Mackerel! Where did all these fucking Indians come from?'"
*****
Four old college friends were having coffee.The first, a
Catholic woman tells her friends, "My son is now a Priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever
he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic crone says, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever
he walks into a room, he's called 'Your Eminence'."
Since the fourth woman, a Jewish lady, sipped her coffee in
silence, the first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
So she replies, "My son is 6' 6".. he has plenty of money...
broad square shoulders... terribly handsome... dresses very
well...tight muscular body... tight hard buns... and a very nice
bulge... and whenever he walks into a room... women gasp,
'Oh, my God...'."
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