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1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.

2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery.
Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

3. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard,
meals and smacks included.

4. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

5. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

6. Stock up and save. Limit: one.

7. Semi-annual After-Christmas sale.

8. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

9. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

10. Dinner special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

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