Chram School
Two women were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-
pillared mansion. The first woman said, "When my first child was
born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me." The
second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice. "The first woman
continued "When my second child was born, my husband bought me
that fine Cadillac automobile you see parked in the drive."
Again, the second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice."
The first woman boasted "Then, when my third child was born, my
husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."
Yet again, the second woman commented "Well, isn't that nice."
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband
buy for you when you had your first child?"
The second woman replied "My husband sent me to charm school to
learn manners."
"Charm school!" The first woman cried. "Land sakes, child! What
on Earth for?"
The second woman responded, "So that instead of saying 'Who
gives a f**k?', I learned to say 'Well, isn't that nice'."
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