THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:




    1)  When there's only one other person in the
           elevator, tap them on the shoulder and
           then pretend it wasn't you.

     2)  Push ons and pretend they give you a shock.
Smile, and go back for more.

     3) Ask if you can push on for other
        people, but push the wrong ones.

     4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell
         phone and ask if they know what floor
         you're on.

     5)  Hold the doors open and say you're waiting
         for your friend. After awhile, let the doors
         close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

     6)  Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to
         help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

     7)  Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone
         in the elevator.

     8)  Move your desk in to the elevator and
         whenever someone gets on, ask if they have
         an appointment.

     9)  Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if
         they'd like to play.

    10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone
         gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

    11)  Pretend you are a flight attendant and review
         emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

    12)  Ask, "Did you feel that?"

    13)  Stand really close to someone, sniffing them
         occasionally.

    14)  When the doors close, announce to the others,
"It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

    15)  Swat at flies that don't exist.

    16)  Tell people that you can see their aura.

    17)  Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

    18)  Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead
and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

    19)  Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while
peering inside, ask, Got enough air in there?"

    20)  Stand silently and motionless in the corner,
facing the wall, without getting off.

    21)  Stare at another passenger for a while,
         then announce in horror, "You're one of
         THEM!" and back away slowly.

    22)  Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to
         talk to the other passengers.

    23)  Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

    24)  Make noises when anyone presses a button.

    25)  Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while,
and then announce,  "I have new socks on."

    26)  Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"



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