A blonde on a horse

A blonde had a near death experience that has
changed her forever. The other day, she went
horseback riding. Everything was going fine until
the horse started bouncing out of control. She
tried with all her might to hang on, but was
thrown off. Just when things could not possibly
get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup.
When this happened, she fell head first to the
ground. Her head continued to bounce harder as
the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as
she was giving up hope and losing consciousness,
the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged it.

blonde back

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