Jewelry
One day a mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family
when her youngest daughter walks in.
Her little girl asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from? "
"Well dear", says the mother thoughtfully, " First a mommy and
daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their
room, they kiss and hug and have sex.
The daughter looks puzzled so her mom explains. "That means the
daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a
baby, honey."
"Oh I see," said the young girl "but the other night when I came
into your room, you had daddy's penis in your mouth.
"What do you get when you do that?" the little girl asked.
"Jewelry, dear."
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