The true test of a blonde . . . . read on:

This blonde was sick and tired of all these blonde
jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.
So she made up her mind that she would show her
husband that blondes really are smart. One day,
while he was at work, she purchased a can of paint
and decided to repaint the living room. Her
husband arrived home at 5:30 and smelled the
distinctive odor of paint. He walked into the
living room and found his wife lying on the floor in a
pool of sweat. He observed that she was wearing a ski
jacket as well as a fur coat. He went over to her
and asked if she was OK. She acknowledged that she
was. He then asked what she was doing. She replied
that she had set out to prove to him that not all
blondes are dumb and, to do so, she had elected to
paint the living room. He then asked why she was
wearing both a ski jacket and a fur coat.Her response
was that she had read the directions on the paint
can and they said, FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

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