New Known VIRUSES Use Caution!

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Disney virus ~ Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

Mike Tyson virus ~ Quits after one byte

Prozac virus ~ Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

Lorena Bobbit virus ~ Turns your hard disk into a 3.5inch floppy.

Woody Allen virus ~ Bypasses the motherboard & turns on a daughter card.

Saddam Hussein virus ~ Won't let you into any of your programs.

Spice Girl's virus ~ Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.

Ronald Reagan virus ~ Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus ~ Terminates & stays resident. It'll be back.



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