Rock your socks off!

this is Kg writing for jb and kg. the D.
what a night.. dome was in effect.. tale was talking smack... and jb was playing the dome.
thats levatation homes.. we were facking born with it..
4 lbs of tail at the shack.. not sure if they like the cack.. and jb is doing the double team on the footon.. and kg is restin for the game.. but wants to do elenor clare.. up ....... nice body and ass and attitude.. jam .

wonder boy and young nasty man .... are comprable to the powers of wonderboy.

JB is now in effect...... hungry eyes create wood.. wood equals good....that rhymes... and i am drunk.... i thought i was on the footon tonight...however i was shut down.... that sucks...jedwards (sitting next to jb) concurs that footon shut down is not cool..... j eds says jb wants some and needs some.... jeds also needs some and wants some..... (please he adds).... 12 coors and 3 drinks of Gibsons finest= good times and drunken minds....once again good rhymes.... JB had a drama filled night..... spys, propositions, and hungry eyes.....fack a full night of promises unfilled...dtreams shattered...hungry eyes... why blade me out????? my feelings are hurt...made in manhatte??? do i look like a dude with no nads??? me thinks not.... larry and jeds....agree...nads are crucial to mackin'... jeds adds that he has the biggest nads on in the hemisphere.... i believe him.. no need to show us..

Now it is time for the heart of the coloum.... it is entitled the pros and cons of bitches.... JB and KG about to speak the gospel.... (ps i am published so shut the fuck up)

Pros 1. Dome= do i need to say any more... we think not (jeds concurs) 2. beer and liqour= mackin'...chicks dig mackin' 3. jam in the fort... KG knows this well.. 4. Tits... fack yah 5. Ass and legs..... yummy.. 6. we are done with the pros....conS are much more blatent...(fack chicks suck)

Cons 1. KG's dick is small because no chicks are on it.... (we all consur it is small) 2. Bitches who think they are your girlfriend cause you get with them a couple times...do you have a ring...fack no...so fack off......... 3.i hear more facking talk then action then the guy gets the fackin talk off just jam and relax.. or be cool... 4.if you dont trim.. then your not in..jam.. snaggle tooth. the D does not like the 80''s snatch .. fragg style.. i dont dine on swine or snatch .if it reeks.. get a bar of soap and wash..\ jb and kg. dont approve of the dirty tunna.. jammmmmmm i like to fuck hot chjicks. with nice pussy and ass and ttiss. (KG) 5. Sass says girls who are not down with the pearl necklace....do not deserve respect....... JB and KG concur.... 6. more cons will come later...drunkeness is takingover....nachos would be good..... snatch would be better..... we are out....hockey is cool....the game is in a wee few hours...can you say vomit on the bench?? i can.... JB, KG, Jeds, Sass, and Sanchez are out....peace to all and may all get some tasty snatch sooner rather than later....

in closing the love leaves with the load... OUt door