Volume 1, Issue 3... Jan. 25th/03

ok the other day me and JB facked up and called the 3rd issue the 4th issue so now we are writting the 4th issue which is really the 3rd issue.. ok that would make sense if you were loaded...

ok drinks are gone.. and we want more... were is the nads... on kg, grab them washer board style... apparently the band is broken up, JB is out, and he revokes the sceptor... give back your cape... he says "Spurce hill is 4 life, but funny is funny, mack where you can, while you are not a shrinky dink, but tonight is not kool" ok sas is here to translate " KG not kool, your cack is on fire, get out of your tower, JB is crushing dice style and you tried to deny the foundation he has built ... sprock is not please with the smack talk, you were naysaying about JB, how about a rock in the back of your head?? spruce hill river style?? you have sucessfully destroyedd the foundation he awas attempting to bulid it has coolaspsed janga style.... CRASH"

Sas here... ok what the fack?? no Dice tonight he says?? wait a min, i love the dice?? and all the naysayers there in.. JB is commting suicide in teh corner, with a glass of rye.. i know how he feels,,, read my new years eve column.. totaly cock block= new years eve= not kool= not cbs pool= pick ur cack of the floor=reusing lines= not kool...

JB outta the blue in the mitst of suicide shouts as his last dying words "poweer was out could not write mesaages back" shakespeare sytle///

Macbeth here, fuck you Duncan i hate your guts... ok Sas is back, here comes the uncensored shit, and i meanuncensored.. ok i got in shit tongiht too... sometime was said that prolly shouldn't have been.. and it was said me me so fuck all you naysayers... im not mad at anyone tonight... cheeze style....

Sas is here agin b/c im a hog, JB is pissed and wants another say but i said, Fack you before you say something romantic.. not kool... smacker board style... KG wanrs some beef jerky,, that sounds pretty gay so take it up the ass... he likes that...

ok sas still here the boys are piging out on shit, peppercock, and Jb wants me to erase the last paragraph but i said no editing... and i mean it... so i just got cracker ass on teh back of my head... nt kool, my head hurts bc. IDA just headbutted me b.c i threatened his manhood.. not that ther eie mush to threaten.... flappy box round 2 ... see Jan 20th

ok here is a classic equation, calculas style... protractor style = Lose the loser= SAS = granish -= blow the mind = not from town = not from the bay either= cbs pool style =from the dice=658.69= xxx

didn't know math was so fun = sex= i wanna be a math major too = bring your projactor, 1001 style....

ok Back the the JB show

Mind bulluts... Leonard nemoi style... = spock = trek= what the fack?? = im not geek==== not booger = wait a min revenge of the 3 is kool (again see jan 20th, girls grab your snatch, and think about us)... Atlantis has sunk, send the lifeboats... lil mermaid style.. wait a min again not kool... Ursal, who the fack is that... PS shut the fuck up!! van wilder style...

ok here is sas one last time for the fans " ok CBS pool is closed tonight, speedo style.. wait a min some chicks tonight are mine, not JB's!!! go to nuts, or I will kick your chode.. not like he has a chance anyways... effort revoked... back in style... mike j fox is my middle name,,, dirts are not kool, but hots are.. we know who we ate talking about, don't we hots?? ok thanks for the bobs and and good night.... PS JB is not happy, he does not like the Q, the column, or his life" he likes his frinesds who try ther doulbe team... good nithgt out crush