Sanchez where the fack were you last night ? No story, not cool... my head hurts, thats what i get for sleeping on a towel.. good nights at KG's last night, all memmbers of team snatch were in effect, JB, KG, Sanchez, Jeds, mack diddy, Ida, scrapes, jesus ranch, fack its all good.. did we go to sleep? I don't remember, but im hurting today... not enough snatch for the team last night tho, either that or the chicks were afraid of it, I thinks if you smoke em, don't choke on em.. actually i don't care if you choke, just smoke. Do it for team snatch... which brings me to the point of this issue... "Rules that all bitz should live by" by Sass...

1) if you want cack just let us know, if you are not shy we won't be either. State your proposition to the team, we will decide if you are worthy of the spanish sausage.. 2) don't hate us if we turn you down, thats prolly bc you are dirty and we don't get with the dirty hoes.. me and the boys got standards 3) which brings me to the next point, if ypou are a dirty don't bring it before the team, save the heart ache, save our time, save my feelings... im not trying to be mean, wait a min i am... fuck i don't care, dirty snatch = no cack. RULE 4) trim your bush, keep the grass mowed, we like that 5) not down with the western nipps, not cool, just weird, Xfiles strange... 6) easy snatch is still good sntach as long as it is not dirty. we like a chalenge at times... but sometimes that shit just bores us and we just wanna put our Keilbasa on the table and let a chick go to the dinner theatre. 7) dirty snatch is never appeciated, so don't try that shit on us, there are alternatives... Dome for instance is preferable in that case 7) Watch porn, learn how to use your snatch to its fullest potential 8) if you got hot friends or relatives bring them around more often, they are good on the eyes and the cack 9) double team and even triple teams are gooddd,,.. or throw your hot freiend (see number 8) into the mix and double team us, we will reciprocate 10) that was a big word.. big clam is dirty,I hate seafood, small tacos are easier to eat, and tastier 11) if you are a chick with a dick, or any other bodily mutation then don't show us that shit bc it is weird 12) put your snatch where your mouth is, I mean that shit really pisses me off.. if you are gonna talk the talk, suck the cock. there is nothing that pisses me and the team off more then chicks who tell you they wanna give you dome then don't do it. Why?? are you cruel. do you offer a Ethopian a Big Mac then eat it yourself? ... if we tell you we want your snatch then we mean it, no kidding, no disrespect, no jokes. We will do that shit and not look back. Take a lesson, take a number and take that cack. do it for the team 13) that last one was for JB and KG, they know that one well as we all do on the team. I'm sick of writing so im gonna be door soon, last words to the wise,,, Guys like snatch, it is the first law of physics. So if you got one, and it is not dirty we like you. And don't be afraid of the pearl necklace, that is our way of telling you you are cool and we appeciated the dome. Smile and love it

If the love goes out with the load don't fret... we still like you, just get a shower and come back for round 2..

I am door, Sass has had his say for the day

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